All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.

Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.

My feeling is this whole country is founded on the principle of 'if you are not hurting anyone, and you're not fucking with someone else's shit, and you are paying your taxes, you should be able to just do what you want to do.' It's the freedom and the independence.

Rich people don't pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes - they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn't pay taxes.

I get depressed at airports.

I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.