I get depressed at airports.

I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.

All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.

You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society.

I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want them to laugh half the time.

In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff. I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money... and not do stuff that was dirty. I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn't very good at it.