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MIKE ROSS People didn't think animals thought or remembered or had minds! They most certainly do: any pet ... ELIZABETH MARSHALL THOMAS RONALD REAGAN But they are not going to take on Big Oil because Big Oil is very generous at campaign time, and thi... PETER DEFAZIO They understood that most of our waterfowl, about 80 percent, came from Canada, and the Canadians we... DAN OLSON TONY SNOW It's a lot easier to stick if you're one of those first three picks, because they're going to give t... JAMES HARRISON We knew Andalusia was the kind of team that was going to get a lot of yards just because they're so ... JAMIE RIGGS PHILIP KNIGHT They are a great second-half team. Give them a lot of credit. They are experienced in these situatio... CRAIG FIELDS JAMES THURBER We told the kids at half-time that we could do a lot more than we were doing. We had some turnovers ... BLAIR PHILBRICK DOUGLAS COUPLAND JOHN HALLOCK There are people, who come into the room and make it light, who appear in your life as a holiday! Th... SVETLANA SHCHEDRINA | LUCKYOPTIMIST The retail establishment in Onslow County has figured out that Marines and sailors today have a lot ... BRUCE GOMBAR With independent film, simply because they don't have the money to make a big-budget film, they&... SEYMOUR CASSEL They can't keep them for the same reason they have to make them in the first place. Almost everythin... BARRY LIEBERMAN Science is international: the best scientists can come from anywhere; they can come from next door, ... JOHN O'KEEFE We want to get the post involved a lot more. We've got a lot of guys who can play down low so we wan... ALEX WHITE JERRY YANG Our shots would not go down and we were down by 10 at the half. In the second half, they were too mu... HAROLD CHITWOOD Any price is negotiable. We've had the listing about a year, which is not a long time in the big boa... GERRY HULL My guys always make you assume they're playing worse than they are. I think they do that because I t... JIM CORBIN We're not 'losing' the money we're talking about. That money stays in the community, in the pockets ... DON SCHMIDT We have lots of things to help people avoid, to distract them from their pain. That's the enemy - th... KAREN STEINBERG I tell our players a lot about some of those guys. I don't know if they realize the tradition. Maybe... GEORGE SMITH MADAME DE LAMBERT MADAME DE LAMBERT We knew they were going to make a run, we weren't going to be able to keep a (big) lead on them. The... CARMELO ANTHONY We can do a lot more in our everyday lives to prevent brain injuries. I'd like to see everyone here,... ERNIE IRVAN CRAIG GROESCHEL BILL GATES After we lost to Stevens, we took a look at the things we were doing at that time. They exploited a ... BRIAN NORBERG MADELEINE L'ENGLE NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON Do you want to use your tax dollars to educate more people who can't get jobs? I want to make su... RICK SCOTT I think we didn't play our style of basketball in the second half. I don't know what happened, but y... ALISON LACEY IKE SKELTON TERRY WOGAN I beg...I don’t think that’s a contradiction at all. I don’t hold people up or threaten them. ... FRANCISCO GRANT This will be a new kind of challenge. From what we understand, they're going to blitz more than half... BRAD FRANCHIONE They bring a lot to our team, definitely. They always make it fun. They just say to have fun while y... MADISON MEADE They (the Little Cyclones) don't put a lot of pressure on you. We just have to make sure that we're ... CHAD JILEK We do our children no favour by keeping them near, coddling them, or showing them off to adult visit... EUCHARISTA WARD These automatic influences of memory can mislead the elderly person and make them mistakenly think t... LARRY JACOBY We put them through a lot of tests to see if they can responsively handle a change in direction. We ... MATT FOLTZ It is nice because most of the kids that we give money to are doing good in their lives. They are th... DENISE AZZARA We ask the kids, what's your job? What's your role? What are you trying to do? The girls are buying ... JEFF DAY RONALD REAGAN They make all the difference in the world. It's inevitable that we'll need them. And they know more ... GREG FULLER PAT ROBERTSON We want to make sure that our scientists can speak freely. We cannot afford to have these scientists... JENNY MACKLIN I do like the Nigerian purchase because it was at good value to them, but they need to demonstrate t... ADRIAN JACKSON JAWAHARLAL NEHRU JAWAHARLAL NEHRU JOHN FOWLES ANTHONY T. HINCKS The owners can sit there and do giveaways and lower ticket prices to get the fans back to the game k... JEREMY ROENICK BEN SHAPIRO JOHN HENRY NEWMAN I have to give a lot of credit to the defense. Our defense is our greatest strength right now and th... JAVIER TORRES If you treat people like adults they are far more likely to make money than if you simply give them ... JAMES TIMPSON It's a 32-minute game. The kids are starting to realize its been nip and tuck for us in the first ha... GREG NOSSAMAN You are going to take care of the big guys and make sure they get enough liquid in them and just kin... ANDY REID There are a lot of people that are surprised that Hubble can even look at planets in our solar syste... ED WEILER TYLER COWEN I think philosophers can do things akin to theoretical scientists, in that, having read about empiri... ROBERT NOZICK If you think about it, they want to make sure that we've got people from McLean participating, they ... JEFF SHUE A lot of the parents get curious to see if they can do the things that the kids are doing. Once they... KACEY WELLS I was worried about Southwest because we had not run against them all year. I didn't know what to ex... ALVIN COPELAND Someone with inside knowledge is going to be able to do more harm than your standard run of the mill... ERIC MAIWALD STEPHEN KING Coaches do so much research about a referee because they believe refereeing is such a crucial part o... ALAN LEWIS Give Carolina credit. They wanted it more than we did. We tried to keep Steve Smith contained. We we... LOVIE SMITH Because, as we all know, it’s easier to do trivial things that are urgent than it is to do importa... JOHN CLEESE CHRISTOPHER LEE The doctors are doing all they can to make sure each of them makes a swift and full recovery, MICHAEL DOYLE Whatever they grow up to be, they are still our children, and the one most important of all the thin... ROSALEEN DICKSON Half the people in Depoe Bay are retired people on fixed incomes. They don't make lot of money - the... KATY MCKIM
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