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Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.


W. C. Fields

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ANONYMOUS Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.
W. C. FIELDS I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy.
W. C. FIELDS I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
W. C. FIELDS Always carry a corkscrew and the wine shall provide itself.
BASIL BUNTING Always carry what is beautiful in your heart.
WILL ADVISE I always carry the book of Holy Writ...and something to read...
ELIZABETH PETERS Many people are traveling during spring break. Be aware of the increased traffic on the highways and...
CARL DUKE I always carry a pair of scissors around with me to cut things out of magazines.
SALLY PHILLIPS He would carry that laptop around like some people carry a wallet. He would always be showing us pic...
BILL HARMON You're still lovely," Mor said a bit gently.
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SARAH J. MAAS Absoballylutely top hole, wot. A and B the C of D I'd say. . . Above and Beyond the Call of Duty.
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GEORGE W. BUSH I've always loved when girls carry their wallets as a clutch instead of a bag.
ALEXANDER WANG I'll try anything, ... I'm always looking for a challenge. I don't just carry it on the field, I car...
CARLOS ROGERS Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad.
LEO ROSTEN I always think a debt ceiling is a good tool to carry something.
MITCH MCCONNELL What use are cartridges in battle? I always carry chocolate instead.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW What use are cartridges in battle? I always carry chocolate instead
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW The issue isn't whether he loved you, it's how much. Too much. Love can be poison
SARAH J. MAAS I am broken and healing, but every piece of my heart belong to you.
SARAH J. MAAS He thinks he'll be remembered as the villain in the story. But I forgot to tell him that the villain...
SARAH J. MAAS Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold ...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Hodor," said Hodor.
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN You do what you love, what you need
SARAH J. MAAS I turned.
Rhysand leaned against the archway into the sitting room, arms crossed, wings nowhere...
SARAH J. MAAS Whiskey will always be a part of my life.
ARTIE LANGE Someone else always has to carry on the story.
J.R.R. TOLKIEN Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
BILL COSBY One of my passions is photography. I always carry a camera in my bag whenever I travel. I always tak...
SUNIDHI CHAUHAN Always carry champagne! In victory You deserve it & in defeat You need it!
NAPOLéON BONAPARTE Like a deep sad note
played beneath the ocean
waving through the orb
the memories of ...
PAWAN MISHRA No matter where I'm going, I always have sunglasses, a book, and some gum in my carry-on.
DYLAN PENN I always carry lots of stuff with me wherever I roam, always weighted down with books, with cassette...
ELIZABETH WURTZEL Don't be afraid to learn. Knowledge is weightless, a treasure you can always carry easily.
UNKNOWN I always carry prayer cards to St. Jude and St. Martha with me.
PATSY KENSIT That boy had wanted to be Ser Arthur Dayne, but someplace along the way he had become the Smiling Kn...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN I have always been fond of the West African proverb: Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will...
THEODORE ROOSEVELT There are moments in your life when you must act even though you cannot carry your best friends with...
MAHATMA GANDHI She made a fence of phrases, which seemed a treachery to herself.
ELIZABETH TAYLOR You are the blood of the dragon. You can make a hat.
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN We always carry out by committee anything in which any one of us alone would be too reasonable to pe...
FRANK MOORE COLBY I never carry a purse. My iPhone is always with me, a credit card, and a piece of mint chocolate chi...
RACHEL G. FOX Innovation at Apple has always been a team game. It has always been a case where you have a number o...
JONATHAN IVE A man by his sin may waste himself, which is to waste that which on earth is most like God. This is ...
A.W. TOZER I'm not saying that I'm better than anyone... I'm just saying that I'm one-of-a-kind.
C LIONG A person of value have skill, a vision & a deep desire to achieve what they dream for. Happiness com...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA A man of guilt acknowledges and changes himself immediately on being hinted slightly about his fault...
ANUJ SOMANY The school year progressed slowly. I felt as if I had been in the sixth grade for years, yet it was ...
LUCY GREALY The value of a consultant;An outsider can see what an insider cannot see or has decided to ignore.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) A family is like a card game, on one hand, you can get a really bad hand and on the other, your hand...
GARY F EVANS... The worth of a person’s quote is in his or her heart where it takes the birth and the value of the...
ANUJ SOMANY Walking the rugged trail of the unknown destiny can be filled with walls crashing and cracks on the ...
GARY F EVANS... It makes you wonder why the human race can be so selfish and self-centered sometimes, when on cold w...
GARY F EVANS... To have a pet in the family is to invite good health into your lives.It brings happiness to all and ...
GARY F EVANS... I can see you have a great deal of water in your personality. Water never waits. It changes shape an...
ARTHUR GOLDEN كنت أصمت أذعن لمصيري. أحمل دميتي,أنزع ملابسها, أشد شعره�...
مليكة مستظرف The norm which the society at large has set today categorically is in the form of preventive measure...
HENRIETTA NEWTON MARTIN LEGAL CONSULTANT There are mystically in our faces certain characters which carry in them the motto of our souls, w...
SIR THOMAS BROWNE There are mystically in our faces certain characters which carry in them the motto of our souls, whe...
THOMAS BROWNE SR. There are mystically in our faces certain characters which carry in them the motto of our souls, whe...
THOMAS BROWNE Children's voices - even those who couldn't carry the tune - are always appealing.
ANNE MCCAFFREY I just wondered if you always carry a miniature tool kit when you take a woman out to dinner.”
JAYNE CASTLE I always carry my classic black-and-white tux and custom-made George Esquivel saddle shoes.
JANELLE MONAE History is a wheel, for the nature of man is fundamentally unchanging. What has happened before will...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN In government you carry each hope; each disillusion. And in politics it's always about the next ...
TONY BLAIR I want to share this bed with you, though," I breathed. "I want you to hold me."
Stars flicker...
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MEHMET MURAT ILDAN She was scarcely a year older than I was, dark-haired, slender, with a face that would break your he...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Sears has always carried Disney, but Disney has adapted them in recent years to carry attitude.
LEE ANTONIO Youth is, after all, just a moment, but it is the moment, the spark, that you always carry in your h...
RAISA M. GORBACHEV But love was always something heavy for me. Something I had to carry.
BENJAMIN ALIRE SáENZ It is much more valuable to look for the strength in others. You can gain nothing by criticizing the...
DAISAKU IKEDA the deceased don’t want you to forget about them. They just want you to move past it; not to dwell...
JUSTIN PYFROM Oh, the English! They are always thinking of tea. They carry it by the kilogram, and they are so clu...
E.M. FORSTER It is not possible to make a bad law. If is is bad, it is not a law.
CARRY NATION Men are nicotine soaked, beer besmirched, whiskey greased, red-eyed devils.
CARRY NATION I felt invincible. My strength was that of a giant. God was certainly standing by me. I smashed five...
CARRY NATION I want all hellions to quit puffing that hell fume in God's clean air.
CARRY NATION You have put me in here a cub, but I will come out roaring like a lion, and I will make all hell how...
CARRY NATION Who hath sorrow? Who hath woe?/ They who do not answer no;/ They whose feet to sin incline/ While th...
CARRY NATION I want all hellions to quit puffing that hell fume in God's clean air.
CARRY NATION Men are nicotine-soaked, beer-besmirched, whiskey-greased, red-eyed devils.
CARRY NATION It's incredible, two out of two, (Scotland) at the top of the medal table, I don't think that's happ...
DAVID CARRY Bikers don't seem to mind the rain. It's better than snow and sub-zero temperatures, after all.
CARRY PORTER Doesn't surprise us at all. Seattle is a bicycle town.
CARRY PORTER It has almost everything: from the latest titanium widget to basic safety classes for kids.
CARRY PORTER I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia,...
ALAN ALDA I know I always carry her with me, and to have a piece of her grace shine through me is a gift I wil...
ESTHER EARL Our rule has always been, 'If you can carry it, you can bring it.'
DOROTHY JORDON These shares don't carry rights and requirements. On the other hand, John's a friend and always woul...
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GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Jaime smiled knowingly. Men will read all sorts of things into a knowing smile if you let them.
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN In my music, my plays, my films, I want to carry always this central idea: to be African.
PAUL ROBESON You carry a very heavy burden, Prime Minister. You carry the hopes and dreams of every Japanese aliv...
ATSUKO ABE I was not a pet, not a doll, not an animal.
I was a survivor, and I was strong.
I would no...
SARAH J. MAAS I sipped from my wine. "And if he had grabbed me?"

There was nothing but uncompromising w...
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SARAH J. MAAS

More W. C. Fields

Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.
W. C. FIELDS I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
W. C. FIELDS There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it.
W. C. FIELDS Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butle...
W. C. FIELDS If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn f...
W. C. FIELDS I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm ...
W. C. FIELDS Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for th...
W. C. FIELDS A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
W. C. FIELDS No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.
W. C. FIELDS The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
W. C. FIELDS It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
W. C. FIELDS If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
W. C. FIELDS I'd like to see Paris before I die... Philadelphia will do.
W. C. FIELDS I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.
W. C. FIELDS I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.
W. C. FIELDS You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
W. C. FIELDS It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.
W. C. FIELDS The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.
W. C. FIELDS Somebody left the cork out of my lunch.
W. C. FIELDS Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen th...
W. C. FIELDS I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.
W. C. FIELDS Start off everyday with a simple smile and get it over with.
W. C. FIELDS I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.
W. C. FIELDS The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
W. C. FIELDS Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
W. C. FIELDS My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpl...
W. C. FIELDS Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.
W. C. FIELDS Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
W. C. FIELDS Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live...
W. C. FIELDS I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy.
W. C. FIELDS I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
W. C. FIELDS There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situati...
W. C. FIELDS Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've...
W. C. FIELDS The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
W. C. FIELDS A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
W. C. FIELDS I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.
W. C. FIELDS I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
W. C. FIELDS I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
W. C. FIELDS I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state pris...
W. C. FIELDS Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.
W. C. FIELDS All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
W. C. FIELDS Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
W. C. FIELDS Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
W. C. FIELDS I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
W. C. FIELDS You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
W. C. FIELDS When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
W. C. FIELDS Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?
W. C. FIELDS Happiness means quiet nerves.
W. C. FIELDS How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a quart?
W. C. FIELDS Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
W. C. FIELDS Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
W. C. FIELDS Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
W. C. FIELDS I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother.
W. C. FIELDS I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
W. C. FIELDS A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
W. C. FIELDS My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it?
W. C. FIELDS Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.
W. C. FIELDS If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool abou...
W. C. FIELDS Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We sta...
W. C. FIELDS The funniest thing about comedy is that you never know why people laugh. I know what makes them laug...
W. C. FIELDS I have been asked if I ever get the DTs; I don't know; it's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and th...
W. C. FIELDS Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road. She had so many gold teeth . ...
W. C. FIELDS Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
W. C. FIELDS I like children - fried.
W. C. FIELDS A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter.
W. C. FIELDS All roads lead to rum.
W. C. FIELDS I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
W. C. FIELDS Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.
W. C. FIELDS Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the re...
W. C. FIELDS Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they alwa...
W. C. FIELDS Once . . . in the wilds of Afghanistan, I lost my corkscrew, and we were forced to live on nothing b...
W. C. FIELDS During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food...
W. C. FIELDS Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still surv...
W. C. FIELDS I'm looking for loopholes. (Said when caught reading the Bible.)
W. C. FIELDS Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what ...
W. C. FIELDS Never give a sucker an even break.
W. C. FIELDS Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.
W. C. FIELDS No one likes a fellow who is all rogue, but we'll forgive him almost anything if there is warmth of ...
W. C. FIELDS I must have a drink of breakfast.
W. C. FIELDS It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
W. C. FIELDS I hear the tusks are looser in Alabama.
W. C. FIELDS Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.
W. C. FIELDS Roomservice, Roomservice, don't send up any more ice.
W. C. FIELDS The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.
W. C. FIELDS A plumber's idea of Cleopatra [Mae West].
W. C. FIELDS I only drink to steady my nerves. Sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for months.
W. C. FIELDS Stop following me, are you following me? That'll get you twelve years at Leavenworth, or eleven year...
W. C. FIELDS I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
W. C. FIELDS If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
W. C. FIELDS If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.
W. C. FIELDS Either you're drunk or your braces are lopsided.
W. C. FIELDS The first thing any comedian does on getting an unscheduled laugh is to verify the state of his butt...
W. C. FIELDS I drink therefore I am.
W. C. FIELDS Children should neither be seen or heard from -- ever again.
W. C. FIELDS I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
W. C. FIELDS If you're a real good kid, I'll give you a piggy-back ride on a buzz-saw.
W. C. FIELDS Go back to reform school, you little nose-picker!
W. C. FIELDS It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.
W. C. FIELDS What this country needs is money!
W. C. FIELDS It ain't a fit night out for man or beast.
W. C. FIELDS Never smarten up a chump.
W. C. FIELDS We frequently hear of people dying from too much drinking . . . that this happens is a matter of rec...
W. C. FIELDS Cross my heart and hope to eat my weight in goslings.
W. C. FIELDS A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.
W. C. FIELDS Who has not experienced the unutterable despair that follows the crash of a treasured bottle.
W. C. FIELDS Never mind what I told you -- you do as I tell you.
W. C. FIELDS Everyone must believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.
W. C. FIELDS You know women ought to be like bank notes. You ought to be able to exchange one 40 for two 20's.
W. C. FIELDS The best thing to break is a contract.
W. C. FIELDS If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
W. C. FIELDS A wonderful drink, wine. . . . Did you ever hear of an Italian grape crusher with athlete's foot?.
W. C. FIELDS Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.
W. C. FIELDS On the whole I would rather be in Philadelphia.
W. C. FIELDS Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.
W. C. FIELDS After two days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
W. C. FIELDS Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.
W. C. FIELDS Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
W. C. FIELDS The wise and intelligent are coming belatedly to realize that alcohol, and not the dog, is man's bes...
W. C. FIELDS Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
W. C. FIELDS A good cure for insomnia is to get plenty of sleep.
W. C. FIELDS The harder the act, the less it seems to be appreciated. That's what every artist, be he juggler, mu...
W. C. FIELDS Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.
W. C. FIELDS It's a funny old world - a man's lucky if he gets out of it alive.
W. C. FIELDS Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink.
W. C. FIELDS I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
W. C. FIELDS How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil's Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of...
W. C. FIELDS Anything worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
W. C. FIELDS Whatever is worth having is worth cheating for.
W. C. FIELDS There are only two real ways to get ahead today -- sell liquor or drink it.
W. C. FIELDS No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.
W. C. FIELDS Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.
W. C. FIELDS Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times...
W. C. FIELDS If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
W. C. FIELDS Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.
W. C. FIELDS Success in life is a matter not so much of talent as of concentration and perseverance.
C. W. WENDTE Blessed is he who has reached the point of no return and knows it, for he shall enjoy living.
W. C. BENNETT Do not on any account attempt to write on both sides of the paper at once.
W. C. SELLAR Genius is the ability to reduce the complicated to the simple.
C. W. CERAN Everything can be improved.
C. W. BARRON Genius is the ability to reduce the complicated to the simple.
C W CERAN It is one of the commonest of mistakes to consider that the limit of our power of perception is also...
C. W. LEADBEATER The old Quaker was right: I expect to pass through life but once. If there is any kindness, or any g...
W. C. GANNETT The joy of brightening other lives, bearing each others' burdens, easing other's loads and supplanti...
W. C. JONES If you must fight, pick only worthy adversaries.
C. W. BARRON Genius is the ability to reduce the complicated to the simple.
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AL FIELDS The big difference would be if we had a catastrophic snowfall after the Super Bowl. It might take lo...
AL FIELDS We expect to have as many as 500 pieces of equipment at our disposal including private contractors.
AL FIELDS We've got a plan in place to make sure everyone is ready. If it does snow, we'll be able to remove i...
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ALAN FIELDS If the company disappears in the middle of the night, you can dispute the charge and get your money ...
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ALAN FIELDS It's very common in the Northeast to have almost everyone get a tip.
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ALAN FIELDS In that case, don't think wedding insurance will save you. It doesn't cover a change of heart.
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W.C. FIELDS If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
W.C. FIELDS You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
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DEBBIE FIELDS Generally, employees who file complaints of discrimination do so as a last resort.
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