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I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy.
W. C. FIELDS
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
W. C. FIELDS
There may also be some showers and thunderstorms through Sunday. Keep the winter gear handy.
RICK CANEPA
Keep a diary/journal. Write down all things worth remembering. It may come in handy someday.
LORRIN L. LEE
Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.
W. C. FIELDS
I slice up a ton of cucumbers, celery, carrots and red and yellow peppers. Keep them in your fridge ...
SUMMER SANDERS
Aye, well, I've got my garden.
LIKE I
I told my Nike representative, 'Why didn't you guys use me for this?''' Williams said, laughing.
LIKE I
On the interception, I was out of bounds,
LIKE I
casually made his 'abort black fetuses' argument.
LIKE I
I can field my position. If I start worrying about being ready for a line drive too soon that means ...
LIKE I
I told him that he played a great game,'' said Falcons quarterback Michael Vick , who like Manning w...
LIKE I
I was so concerned with getting the ball out of my hands and not taking the sack, that sometimes I t...
LIKE I
I knew I had to throw the ball better,'' Manning said of his poor start.
LIKE I
I think the reason that I have that title or that moniker is because people don't know what to expec...
LIKE I
You're either ready and prepared to take on the task, or you're not,'' he said.
LIKE I
I did not have one butterfly out there today,'' he said.
LIKE I
Married to the Mob.
LIKE I
Hello you're with Drudge.
LIKE I
I don't expect Christian Fundamentalists to reach out to me. They are adamant that homosexuals are i...
LIKE I
throw enough shit at the wall and some should stick?
LIKE I
I'm not happy, that's all I can say about it,'' he said.
LIKE I
Not only do I know how to milk a cow, but I know how to herd a bunch of cows, too, which is a life s...
MARTINA MCBRIDE
A psychic friend could come in very handy." I reshuffled my cards.
"I predict I will," she said...
CATH CROWLEY
A handy pair of tweezers go a long way. You never know when you're going to have to pluck out a ...
SUFE BRADSHAW
Someone once asked me if spirituality could lesson our suffering and here is what I told-em; it didn...
ED BULEY
I love fresh citrus and always keep lemons, limes, and oranges on hand; they come in handy for sprit...
EMERIL LAGASSE
A government is like fire, a handy servant, but a dangerous master.
GEORGE WASHINGTON
It'll be handy down here.
ROBERT WALKER
I have great respect for the semicolon; it is a mighty handy little fellow.
ABRAHAM LINCOLN
I was a gymnast for many years before I was a dancer, so it comes in pretty handy when we do stunts.
MADS MIKKELSEN
Handy as a pocket on a shirt
PROVERB
Might I suggest that you keep the following handy for cut and paste jobs later in the series? ...is ...
ADAM WHITE
I use it a lot when I go to Mexico with my mom, so it's very useful. Basically, that should come in ...
ELIZABETH PHILLIPS
My father was very much a handy person round the house, and I learnt a lot of carpentry from him.
JOHN HENRY CARVER
Scars can come in handy. I have one myself above my left knee that is a perfect map of the London Un...
J.K. ROWLING
I took out a whole fireplace and put in broken glass and installed a burner underneath, so it looks ...
CORY MONTEITH
I'm awful with directions, and I'm not very handy around the house.
TAYE DIGGS
[Vaughn] cried the whole time. [Handy] cried a little bit, but showed no emotion on his face. I aske...
CORY MILLS
Even if I could, I wouldn't. Scars can come in handy. I have one myself above my left knee that is a...
J.K. ROWLING
I would love to have a photographic memory. It would come in handy with the rants I'm given on S...
JOHN C. MCGINLEY
As I work, I see my writing - each scene, each chapter, each section, each book - in three-act struc...
NICK HARKAWAY
[A] quotation is a handy thing to have about, saving one the trouble of thinking for oneself, always...
A.A. MILNE
It is also aimed at experienced human rights activists who are looking for a handy collection of fac...
CHRISTINA ENGELA
They'd catch them alive and keep them alive until they were ready to eat them because they didn't ha...
GREG LONG
I have these plants in my house that are dying, so having a robot butler to water them when I'm ...
CARY FUKUNAGA
I'm more computer handy now. I've learned a lot.
DAVID AGUILAR
When I see a bird that walks like a duck and swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, I call that b...
JAMES WHITCOMB RILEY
When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
GOETHE
When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
JOHANN WOLFGANG VON GOETHE
When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
JOHANN VON GOETHE
If I really like the smell of something - a piece of tar or my goddaughter's plastic doll - I pu...
MIKA
There were a lot of gods. Gods always come in handy, they justify almost anything.
MARGARET ATWOOD
There isn't an hour of my life without you in it. I mend the boats, test them and all the while the ...
NICHOLAS SPARKS
Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad.
LEO ROSTEN
I feel like I want to keep moving toward idiosyncracy. Personal, personal, personal.
CHARLIE KAUFMAN
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is han...
ANONYMOUS
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is han...
GROUCHO MARX
I use Joyce's Service Registry. This has come in very handy in emergencies, especially since I have ...
LEAH CROWLEY
Daddy's just not a very handy guy when it comes to installing windows.
DANNY BONADUCE
I like to see how they're doing. I still talk to some of the (Winter Hawks) guys here and there. I a...
DARRELL MAY
The money will come in handy with our summer program, ... It will also allow us to train officers to...
RICKY BOREN
Computers weren't near as handy back then.
CLIFF SCHLEUSNER
I cannot live or write without music. It stimulates the normally dormant parts of my brain that come...
ALEKSANDAR HEMON
I wish I had my beta-blockers handy.

[Comment when told that he had won a Nobel prize,...
JAMES WHYTE BLACK
Whether it was working on theatre sets or stage lighting, I didn't realize most all of the skill...
DOUGLAS WILSON
An outsider's point of view is always handy.
PAT OLIPHANT
When smashing monuments, save the pedestals - they always come in handy.
STANISLAW JERZY LEC
When I travel, I always take my Winsor & Newton watercolor kit, which is the size of a pack of c...
SUSAN MINOT
Be challenging yourself, be taking a lot of classes. It really does come in handy just knowing how t...
EMILY MINDREBO
My theory is, if you force yourself to smile enough, then you start to feel it. Which comes in handy...
ERIKA CHRISTENSEN
I know why we try to keep the dead alive: we try to keep them alive in order to keep them with us. I...
JOAN DIDION
A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handy man with a sense of humus.
E. B. WHITE
A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handy man with a sense of humus.
E.B. (ELWYN BROOKS) WHITE
If I am not persistent with my desire to think about other things, and consciously initiate new circ...
JILL BOLTE TAYLOR
I trained with the FBI in Portland and I also had many conversations with female FBI agents in Los A...
CONNIE NIELSEN
I am a completely horizontal author. I can't think unless I'm lying down, either in bed or s...
DAN BROWN
Every time I see something terrible, it's like I see it at age 19. I keep a freshness that way.
RALPH NADER
Every habit makes our hand more witty, and out wit more handy.
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE
The moment will arrive when you are comfortable with who you are, and what you are– bald or old or...
CHARLES B. HANDY
Also, when I didn't like something, I could keep my opinion to myself.
ROBERT MACNEIL
I like flowers, I also like children, but I do not chop their heads and keep them in bowls of water ...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW
That bedpan, we picked up because it looked like the one we had when we were girls and it makes us t...
IRENE MASSEY
To be a good researcher is to be a good detective, and I enjoy ferreting out tidbits of information....
SUSAN CAMPBELL BARTOLETTI
As a reader, I have a very short attention span and a low tolerance for boredom, and I find that com...
JOHN SCALZI
When you're growing that fast, it is a strain on time and resources, and the temptation exists not t...
GARY KEEP
We want to be a district's partner and not just a vendor. We can better help them solve their proble...
GARY KEEP
In some districts, there is a view that a building is just something that keeps the rain out. We are...
GARY KEEP
It used to be pretty top down — boy, has that changed. It's a real participatory process. Everybody...
GARY KEEP
If a building is going to be around for 50 to 100 years, and (for a high school) cost 70 to 80 to 90...
GARY KEEP
We really need to know what their vision is. The building needs to fit what a school district is try...
GARY KEEP
I try to catch every sentence, every word you and I say, and quickly lock all these sentences and wo...
ANTON CHEKHOV
He can bowl very fast and I think that's something we are looking for and obviously he's very handy ...
DAVID JOHNSTON
Every time I see something terrible, it's like I see it at age 19. I keep a freshness that way.
RALPH NADER
I'm going to try to catch as many as I can. You want to get to see the pitchers but also to keep squ...
ERIC MUNSON
I feel like nobody really knows my story, which I see as a good thing, and I'm kind of happy abo...
BLAC CHYNA
I still play jazz, and I've always got that trumpet very handy, but I'm coming to feel the c...
DOC SEVERINSEN
He gives me all this money and keeps coming back every year and filling my pockets. It's been real h...
CHRIS SUTTON
I keep a hotel room in my town, although I have a large house. And I go there at about 5:30 in the m...
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Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.
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Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.
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There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it.
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Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butle...
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If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn f...
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Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for th...
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A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
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No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.
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The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
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It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
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I'd like to see Paris before I die... Philadelphia will do.
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I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.
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I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.
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You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
W. C. FIELDS
It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.
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The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.
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Somebody left the cork out of my lunch.
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Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen th...
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I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.
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Start off everyday with a simple smile and get it over with.
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I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.
W. C. FIELDS
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
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My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpl...
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Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.
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Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
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Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live...
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I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy.
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I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
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There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situati...
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Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've...
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The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
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A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
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I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.
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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
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I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state pris...
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Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.
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All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
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Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
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Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
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I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
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You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
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When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
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Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?
W. C. FIELDS
Happiness means quiet nerves.
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How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a quart?
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Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
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Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
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Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
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I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother.
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I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
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A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
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My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it?
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Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.
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If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool abou...
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Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We sta...
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The funniest thing about comedy is that you never know why people laugh. I know what makes them laug...
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I have been asked if I ever get the DTs; I don't know; it's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and th...
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Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road. She had so many gold teeth . ...
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Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
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I like children - fried.
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A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter.
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All roads lead to rum.
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I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
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Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.
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Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the re...
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Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they alwa...
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Once . . . in the wilds of Afghanistan, I lost my corkscrew, and we were forced to live on nothing b...
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During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food...
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Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still surv...
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I'm looking for loopholes. (Said when caught reading the Bible.)
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Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what ...
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Never give a sucker an even break.
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Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.
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No one likes a fellow who is all rogue, but we'll forgive him almost anything if there is warmth of ...
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I must have a drink of breakfast.
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It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
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I hear the tusks are looser in Alabama.
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Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.
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Roomservice, Roomservice, don't send up any more ice.
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The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.
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A plumber's idea of Cleopatra [Mae West].
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I only drink to steady my nerves. Sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for months.
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Stop following me, are you following me? That'll get you twelve years at Leavenworth, or eleven year...
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
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If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.
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Either you're drunk or your braces are lopsided.
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The first thing any comedian does on getting an unscheduled laugh is to verify the state of his butt...
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I drink therefore I am.
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Children should neither be seen or heard from -- ever again.
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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
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If you're a real good kid, I'll give you a piggy-back ride on a buzz-saw.
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Go back to reform school, you little nose-picker!
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It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.
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What this country needs is money!
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It ain't a fit night out for man or beast.
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Never smarten up a chump.
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We frequently hear of people dying from too much drinking . . . that this happens is a matter of rec...
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Cross my heart and hope to eat my weight in goslings.
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A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.
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Who has not experienced the unutterable despair that follows the crash of a treasured bottle.
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Never mind what I told you -- you do as I tell you.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.
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You know women ought to be like bank notes. You ought to be able to exchange one 40 for two 20's.
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The best thing to break is a contract.
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If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
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A wonderful drink, wine. . . . Did you ever hear of an Italian grape crusher with athlete's foot?.
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Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.
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On the whole I would rather be in Philadelphia.
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Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.
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After two days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.
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Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
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The wise and intelligent are coming belatedly to realize that alcohol, and not the dog, is man's bes...
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Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
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A good cure for insomnia is to get plenty of sleep.
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The harder the act, the less it seems to be appreciated. That's what every artist, be he juggler, mu...
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Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.
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It's a funny old world - a man's lucky if he gets out of it alive.
W. C. FIELDS
Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink.
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I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
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How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil's Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of...
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Anything worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
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Whatever is worth having is worth cheating for.
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There are only two real ways to get ahead today -- sell liquor or drink it.
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No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.
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Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.
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Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times...
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If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
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Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.
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Success in life is a matter not so much of talent as of concentration and perseverance.
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Blessed is he who has reached the point of no return and knows it, for he shall enjoy living.
W. C. BENNETT
Do not on any account attempt to write on both sides of the paper at once.
W. C. SELLAR
Genius is the ability to reduce the complicated to the simple.
C. W. CERAN
Everything can be improved.
C. W. BARRON
Genius is the ability to reduce the complicated to the simple.
C W CERAN
It is one of the commonest of mistakes to consider that the limit of our power of perception is also...
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The old Quaker was right: I expect to pass through life but once. If there is any kindness, or any g...
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The joy of brightening other lives, bearing each others' burdens, easing other's loads and supplanti...
W. C. JONES
If you must fight, pick only worthy adversaries.
C. W. BARRON
Genius is the ability to reduce the complicated to the simple.
C. W. CERAM
With cars off the city's streets, we don't expect to have any of the problems we normally have getti...
AL FIELDS
The big difference would be if we had a catastrophic snowfall after the Super Bowl. It might take lo...
AL FIELDS
We expect to have as many as 500 pieces of equipment at our disposal including private contractors.
AL FIELDS
We've got a plan in place to make sure everyone is ready. If it does snow, we'll be able to remove i...
AL FIELDS
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live...
WC FIELDS
We have seen people advertise dresses online that they bought at David's Bridal for $700 and they tr...
ALAN FIELDS
If the company disappears in the middle of the night, you can dispute the charge and get your money ...
ALAN FIELDS
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It's very common in the Northeast to have almost everyone get a tip.
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In that case, don't think wedding insurance will save you. It doesn't cover a change of heart.
ALAN FIELDS
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
W.C. FIELDS
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
W.C. FIELDS
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
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I use nothing but the best ingredients. My cookies are always baked fresh. I price cookies so that y...
DEBBIE FIELDS
Generally, employees who file complaints of discrimination do so as a last resort.
RUBYE FIELDS
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
TOTIE FIELDS
A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight
TOTIE FIELDS
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
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Humans are not a commodity, nor is our humanity. Fight to save the lives of those who can not save t...
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There is a bright spot or two for the Spaniards. French toast has become freedom toast on the Air Fo...
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I'm big on tomato mozzarella salad. That's my favorite all-time food.
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There aren't more lady songwriters for the same reason that there aren't more lady doctors o...
DOROTHY FIELDS
Fully 57 percent of American college students are women. Life insurance companies sell more policies...
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I've never felt like I was in the cookie business. I've always been in a feel good feeling b...
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I have an amazing husband who is a strong man of God. He is very dedicated to me and our family.
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Shirley Temple had charisma as a child. But it cleared up as an adult.
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DEBBI FIELDS
Gospel music to me has always been a balm for the soul. It has been able to usher in the spirit, ush...
KIM FIELDS
Everybody's looking for the niche to make the difference. Some people think they see the mother ...
SUZANNE FIELDS
Hollywood and the recording industry argue that current law permits the copying of songs and movies,...
SUZANNE FIELDS
The death of Pope John Paul II led many of different faiths and of no faith to acknowledge their deb...
SUZANNE FIELDS
Love is the reason for it all.
DOROTHY FIELDS
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
W.C. FIELDS
A good filmmaker with a wonderful cast can weave an illusionary spell that goes well beyond analysis...
SUZANNE FIELDS
We expect hassles when we travel. It's our patriotic duty to grin if possible but bear it nonetheles...
SUZANNE FIELDS
It's easier to make fun of a first lady than for a first lady to have fun. The scrutiny is feroc...
SUZANNE FIELDS
'Facts of Life' was and continues to be a milestone on my journey. But when people act like ...
KIM FIELDS
Women can break down barriers to opportunity, and men, many of them reluctantly, have learned to rel...
SUZANNE FIELDS
I've been asked for years to do a reality show. One of my criteria is that I would be given the ...
KIM FIELDS
Many critics of the Palestinians, especially those in Congress, think the current calm is merely the...
SUZANNE FIELDS
We were making significant progress to realize the goals set some 20 years ago for an arts center th...
MARK FIELDS
It comes down to a lot of bad breaks,
MARK FIELDS
We are still sticking to our objective of hitting the lower end of the milestone.
MARK FIELDS
is known for his marketing expertise, and his skills as a motivator, as he proved in leading the rec...
MARK FIELDS
What you will see is very original in execution, but very Ford at its heart. It starts to fulfill th...
MARK FIELDS
I am pleasantly surprised at the wealth of artistic talent that has had a connection to South Jersey...
MARK FIELDS
Our path is not going to be linear or smooth. It's still early days.
MARK FIELDS
Our path is not going to linear and smooth.
MARK FIELDS
one of our most experienced, capable and proven leaders.
MARK FIELDS
America-bashing is addictive, born of power envy and nurtured by power lust among the weak, the cowa...
SUZANNE FIELDS
The only preparations I made were getting ice, batteries, and canned foods. I also place my lawn fur...
WILLIAM FIELDS