I'd like to see Paris before I die... Philadelphia will do.

On the whole I would rather be in Philadelphia.

Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

I'd like to see the bay cleaned up before I die.