Amber: She could be a farmer in those clothes.

Cher: You can't be the absolute and final word on drivers' licenses?
Driving Instructor: Girlie, as far as you're concerned, I am the messiah of the DMV.

Mel: What's with you, kid? You think the death of Sammy Davis left an opening in the Rat Pack?

I got to dress up in funny clothes and run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18 months, how bad could that be?

Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value.

searching for a guy in high school is the same as searching for meaning in a polly shore movie