Mel: What's with you, kid? You think the death of Sammy Davis left an opening in the Rat Pack?

Cher: You can't be the absolute and final word on drivers' licenses?
Driving Instructor: Girlie, as far as you're concerned, I am the messiah of the DMV.

Amber: She could be a farmer in those clothes.

Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value.

searching for a guy in high school is the same as searching for meaning in a polly shore movie

Josh: You look like Pippi Longstocking.
Cher: Well you look like Forrest Gump. Who's Pippi Longstocking?
Josh: Someone Mel Gibson never played.