America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but can think of nothing to do when it gets there.

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of nothing to do once it gets there.

There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and central banking

If we ever pass out as a great nation we ought to put on our tombstone 'America died from a delusion that she had moral leadership'.

We can get hot and bothered quicker over nothing, and cool off faster than nay nation in the world

We've had people look at us funny when they see us together somewhere. They think that's odd for some reason.