There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and central banking

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but can think of nothing to do when it gets there.

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of nothing to do once it gets there.

Every Harvard class should have one Democrat to rescue it from oblivion

There comes Coolidge and does nothing and retires a hero, not only because he hadn't done anything, but because he had done it better than anyone

My ancestors didn't come over in the Mayflower -- they met the boat.