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or it's over before it begins.
- Daniel Oke DANIEL OKE JEFFREY FRY This will be a show you don't want to miss. We really need the support of the community for this eve... JACKIE BARRICK There is six billion reasons for everything to go wrong and only one to get it right JULIO DAVILA JIM HARRISON A dinner invitation, once accepted, is a sacred obligation. If you die before the dinner takes place... WARD MCALLISTER RICHIE NORTON I had a best friend once 20 years down the line a friendship that you just do not get now, i regarde... GARY F EVANS... KATIE MACALISTER I like something simple and traditional, like dinner and a movie. The best way to get to know someon... KEVIN DURANT We had settled down for a cozy Saturday evening, had a nice dinner, and I was just going to clean up... HALDIS GUNDERSEN Next generations will not know what is to have childhood. DANIEL MELGAçO Those who worry stumble long The Way.ERROL ANTHONY SMYTHE AMBROSE BIERCE Instead of breaking that bridge, we should, if possible, provide
another, that he may retire the so... ARISTIDES ("THE JUST") We make war that we may live in peace. ARISTIDES ("THE JUST") SHANNON HALE All Americans wanted fairness and they got it this evening. TED KENNEDY Before you go to dinner, before you go to breakfast, before you do whatever, if you feel like bingei... DR. GENIE BURNETT THOMAS HARRIS CRAIG GROESCHEL TIA MOWRY We all are wearing many hundred glasses of different colors. Therefore, everyone sees the world in d... MUDITHA CHAMPIKA DEYTH BANGER His life seemed like a deck of cards, and in the midst of all those two’s and three’s someone ha... TEKOA MANNING ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH In the beginning, I didn't dance that much and stuff. NAMIE AMURO In the beginning, there were Real Programmers. ERIC S. RAYMOND JOHN KEATS SWAMI SIVANANDA CHINONYE J. CHIDOLUE MANDY HALE Search deep and wide, from all sphere of known and unknown cosmos, You will find many things that ha... OLUSEYI AKINBAMI SUNDAY ADELAJA ROBERT ANTON WILSON I'll just be sitting down having dinner with girlfriends or something and people come up and ruin th... HOLLY VALANCE You Have Seen the Cure for Cancer Many Times, Even Right Now! So the Problem is Not Finding a Cure, ... THEHEALTHFOODGURU ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH She was intimidating and all I could do was sit back on the couch as she paced back and forth, slowl... IN THE MAKING BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA LOIS LOWRY We've divided it into three spaces. One area is the concert area. Another is the section where the c... ALICE GOLEMBO ADAM SMITH DONNA KARAN PEACE IS THE OBJECTIVE TO WAR, BUT THE BLOOD RUNNETH STILL NATALIE URQUIETA SUSANE COLASANTI THOMAS à KEMPIS Food Allergies Are Not Due to Food, Rather Are Due to the Constant Contamination of That Food That Y... THEHEALTHFOODGURU We all are wearing many hundred glasses of different colors. So, everyone see the world in different... MUDITHA CHAMPIKA The chance to do it over again is called now. J.R. RIM Don’t say your day is good till evening, for you don’t know what may happen before it. VIKRANT PARSAI Nature has a way of evening the odds. ANTHONY T. HINCKS. Friendship is a double-edged sword one side it can be great and true but the other side it spells be... GARY F EVANS... RICHARD CARLSON JEFFREY FRY ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH C. JOYBELL C. CRAIG GROESCHEL Kat didn't want to cook this evening, and this is terribly good food. BOB PORTER LAUREN MYRACLE
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