An assumption is the joke; truth the punchline.

We men are fascinated by the things we don't really understand. It gives us something to think and talk about: like females, they drive us nuts.

Tolerance! The virtue that makes one bite his tongue so that he can tear out his hair.

The ones who constantly make us laugh are the hardest of friends to know - for comedians are the caricatures among us.

Respect? Of course, always, to all, because everything seems funnier when you're trying to show respect.

Nothing amuses people more than a cocky guy who starts losing.