The ones who constantly make us laugh are the hardest of friends to know - for comedians are the caricatures among us.

Even though artists of all kinds claim to put their hearts and souls into their works, it will only confuse you, for example, if you try to discern a painter by his paintings. His masterpiece may be the master because of its iridescence; it may display a hundred different perspectives through his single face.

An assumption is the joke; truth the punchline.

Some things are so silly they have a certain brilliance to them. Other things, set as standards for brilliance and therefore exalted by many who don't know why, become tarnished because of it.

Respect? Of course, always, to all, because everything seems funnier when you're trying to show respect.

I'm often painted as the bad guy, and the artistic part of me wants to hand out the brush.