Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.

I don't make jokes. I just watch government and report the facts.