It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for

What he needs is some way to pay back. Not some way to borrow more.

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.