And if the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch.

Leadership is the ability to hide your panic from others.

Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they find laughable.

I am not a man of words, not yesterday, not the day before, not from the first time You spoke to your servant. I am slow of speech and tongue.

I was about to take over the world,but then I saw something shiny.

Personally, I like it much better when someone else does the decision making. That way you have legitimate grounds to whine and complain. I tend to find both whining and complaining quite interesting and amusing, though sometimes--unfortunately--it's hard to choose which one of the two I want to do.
Sigh. LIfe can be so tough sometimes.