Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they find laughable.

And if the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch.

I was about to take over the world,but then I saw something shiny.

This is a haiku
Haiku's don't have to make sense
Refrigerator

Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck.

Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it.