Animals in the wild are lean, and I think we should be too.

I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever.

I'm quite good at taking in information so I voraciously inhale Wikipedia - which may have some things wrong in it, but I think is generally more information than we had before. Last tour we didn't have Wikipedia. And then Discovery Channel and History Channel. I can take it in and retain what I think are the most important facts.

I think I'm going to have a lot of trouble.

In stand-up it really helps to play yourself and talk about your own feelings. You cannot fail to be original if you're just talking about what you think about X, Y and Z. Unless you've got a twin brother who's also a stand-up.

Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others.