I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever.

Animals in the wild are lean, and I think we should be too.

In stand-up it really helps to play yourself and talk about your own feelings. You cannot fail to be original if you're just talking about what you think about X, Y and Z. Unless you've got a twin brother who's also a stand-up.

People talk about perfect timing, but I think everything is perfect in its moment; you just want to capture that.

Whatever your walk of life is, I think you have to be real about it.

I try to keep performing as much as possible - I just like to. I used to take huge gaps off between gigs, now I just like to do stand-up gigs as much as I can.