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Any of those races that hinge on a real or alleged error could throw us into the same kind of electoral overtime that we first saw in November 2000.


Doug Chapin

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DOUG LARSON The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
DOUG LARSON My daughter is very strong-willed and is a great kid. She doesn't drink. She doesn't smoke. ...
DOUG FLUTIE The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
DOUG LARSON I mean people up here aren't stupid, I'm lower gene pool and I kind of sit in amazement at w...
DOUG OSE I think making a great action movie is one of the hardest cinematic endeavors. By definition, smart ...
DOUG LIMAN I'm not cool with ACORN or the working families' party, or people that vote like democrats a...
DOUG HOFFMAN Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
DOUG LARSON There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.
DOUG LARSON Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of hom...
DOUG LARSON A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
DOUG LARSON Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
DOUG LARSON Somehow super power and hero are so synonymous that they get combined into one word, 'superhero,...
DOUG LIMAN Football is my profession now. I'm getting married in August... It's a new experience for me...
DOUG FLUTIE A safe, affordable and plentiful supply of food is a national security issue.
DOUG OSE A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.
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