Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would always insist they're honest about everything.

Sarcasm is when you tell someone the truth by lying on purpose.

We assume that all statements must be mild inversions of the truth, because it's too weird to imagine people who aren't casually lying, pretty much all the time.

No one believes a liar. Even when she's telling the truth.

There are two ways to look at life. The first view is that nothing stays the same and that nothing is inherently connected, and that the only driving force in anyone's life is entropy. The second is that everything pretty much stays the same (more or less) and that everything is completely connected, even if we don't realize it.

The Sims is an escapist vehicle for people who want to escape to where they already are, which is why I thought this game was made precisely for me.