No one believes a liar. Even when she's telling the truth.

Before you enbark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.

Always sleep with one eye open. Never take anything for granted. Your best friends might just be your enemies.

Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would always insist they're honest about everything.

Mike drank straight from the carton, wiped his mouth, and stared at her. "You've been acting freaky. Are you high? Can I have some if you are?

Integrity is a bugger, it really is. Lying can get you into difficulties, but to really wind up in the crappers try telling nothing but the truth.