Anything you can suck at should make you nervous.

Now that I have children, I realize taking care of my children is more fun than anything in the whole world.

I'm severely overrated. I'm just above a hack. That should be the name of my new DVD: 'Chris Rock: Slightly Above Hack'.

There's some downsides to being famous, which are not even worth mentioning. But to combat the bad sides of being famous, you really should take advantage of the good sides. The good sides are, you can use that fame to get projects you might not normally get.

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.

Here's what I knew about doing a play: I knew it would make me a better actor.