As a bounty hunter, I have to dress the part. If I came to the door and looked like Carrot Top, you'd laugh.

I came from poverty and was part of those circumstances.

I'm a comic, and I'm supposed to outrage and make people laugh, Part of makin' people laugh is to shake up their thinkin'. That's what I came here to do.

I still like to listen to the people that I came of age on.

I have a hard problem, being some part Native American - being a Christian: do you get burned, do you get cremated, do you get - let the sharks eat you? How do you die?

I came, I saw, I conquered.