I'm a comic, and I'm supposed to outrage and make people laugh, Part of makin' people laugh is to shake up their thinkin'. That's what I came here to do.

I think that all comics or humorists, or whatever we are, ask questions. That's what we're supposed to do. But I not only ask the questions, I offer solutions.

I think I should be here alone to rethink the world - I do. I want these lesser humans gone.

I came from poverty and was part of those circumstances.

As a bounty hunter, I have to dress the part. If I came to the door and looked like Carrot Top, you'd laugh.

I came up with a story and I wrote it.