As a general rule, if you want to get at the truth - hear both sides and believe neither.

As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.

the squeeky wheel gets the grease.

There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying.

Credit is like chastity, they can both stand temptation better than suspicion

The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout.