The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout.

The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout.

One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs.

It's not only the most difficult thing to know one's self, but the most inconvenient.

I did not, thank the Lord, have to have a hysterectomy.

Thank the good Lord for a job.