The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout.

The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout.

GOUT, n. A physician's name for the rheumatism of a rich patient.

One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs.

I did not, thank the Lord, have to have a hysterectomy.

Thank the good Lord for a job.