As an actor, you're never busy enough.

Comedy is surprise. Comedy is not something that you can, necessarily, do twice.

Some comics really thrive on being disrespectful, especially toward women, and it's somehow understood as edgy, but I'm the opposite. I've never liked curse words for that reason.

I've always wanted to be a brooding, deep, dark artist, but I can never keep that facade going for more than 15 minutes.

If you're the Rolling Stones, you can sing 'Start Me Up' for 35 years, and people still cheer.

Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. You go to pick up your date and you show up on a horse.