Comedy is surprise. Comedy is not something that you can, necessarily, do twice.

Stand-up comedy is all you. It's your show, it's your game. You control every aspect of it - of that experience and that expression. There's really nothing quite as satisfying.

I'm always driven to keep doing something different and better.

As an actor, you're never busy enough.

If you're the Rolling Stones, you can sing 'Start Me Up' for 35 years, and people still cheer.

Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. You go to pick up your date and you show up on a horse.