As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to live it more and more

We don't understand life any better at forty than at twenty, but we know it and admit it

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

It doesn't pay to say too much when you are mad enough to choke. For the word that stings the deepest is the word that is never spoke, Let the other fellow wrangle till the storm has blown away, then he'll do a heap of thinking about the things you didn't say.

The bourgeois are other people.

The only man who is really free is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse.