As long as one person lives in darkness then it seems to be a responsibility to tell other people.

When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.

By the way, if anyone here is in advertising or marketing, kill yourself.

People have said I'm a pioneer, but I don't think so. I have a responsibility, but I don't feel the pressure. I feel the pressure internally. If I don't meet my goals and responsibilities, I feel the pressure.

People are bringing shotguns to UFO sightings in Fife, Alabama. I asked a guy, "Why do you bring a gun to a UFO sighting?" Guy said, "Way-ul, we didn' wanna be ab-duc-ted." If I lived in Fife, Alabama, I would be on my hands and knees every night praying for abduction.

It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.