When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.

I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.

If two people always agree, one of them is redundant.

As long as one person lives in darkness then it seems to be a responsibility to tell other people.

There are more people dying of malaria than any specific cancer.

People are bringing shotguns to UFO sightings in Fife, Alabama. I asked a guy, "Why do you bring a gun to a UFO sighting?" Guy said, "Way-ul, we didn' wanna be ab-duc-ted." If I lived in Fife, Alabama, I would be on my hands and knees every night praying for abduction.