As the leader of twelve apostles, even Jesus had more executive experience than Obama.

In fact Sarah Palin has created more jobs than Obama has. She created eleven jobs fact-checking at the AP just for the Palin autobiography.

Even Obama's staunchest supporters are starting to leave him. Last week Michelle Obama demanded to see a copy of his birth certificate.

I know Jesus Christ died for my sins, and that's all I really need to know.

Ironically, since Obama was elected, for the first time in my life I'm sometimes not proud of my country.

Why couldn't Obama have picked somebody respectable as his running mate, you know, like John Kerry did?