Ironically, since Obama was elected, for the first time in my life I'm sometimes not proud of my country.

The first time I heard 'Sharknado,' I thought it was a late-night infomercial for a new vacuum cleaner. Could have swore I ordered one once. Then I found out what it was and remembered that I grew up reading the 'Sharknado' novels.

I went to a Katy Perry concert, and I experienced pure bliss for the first time in my life.

This is the first time in my life I've ever been happy, not completely happy, but happier than I've ever been.

All my life I've looked at words as though I were seeing them for the first time.

I'm a father myself for the first time in my life, and I had very very loving parents.