The first time I heard 'Sharknado,' I thought it was a late-night infomercial for a new vacuum cleaner. Could have swore I ordered one once. Then I found out what it was and remembered that I grew up reading the 'Sharknado' novels.


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The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
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I often feel that I have a split personality. I love more than anything to be in my study writing, b...
ANN HOOD
All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love. Good...
ANN LANDERS
There can be life after breast cancer. The prerequisite is early detection.
ANN JILLIAN
If love means that one person absorbs the other, then no real relationship exists any more. Love eva...
ANN OAKLEY
We need not fear life, because God is the Ruler of all and we need not fear death, because He shares...
ANN LANDERS
After all, Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did. She just did it backwards and in high...
ANN RICHARDS
Some people believe holding on and hanging in there are signs of great strength. However, there are ...
ANN LANDERS
Different people were good at different things, Lena mused. Lena was good at writing thank-you notes...
ANN BRASHARES
You thought you had the choice to stay still or move forward, but your didn't. As long as your heart...
ANN BRASHARES
Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolut...
ANN LANDERS
... be radical about grace and relentless about truth and resolute about holiness...
ANN VOSKAMP
Writing is a job, a talent, but it's also the place to go in your head. It is the imaginary friend y...
ANN PATCHETT
I want to see beauty. In the ugly, in the sink, in the suffering, in the daily, in all the days befo...
ANN VOSKAMP
I believe in recovery, and as a role model I have the responsibility to let young people know that y...
ANN RICHARDS
It takes a fearless, unflinching love and deep humility to accept the universe as it is. The most ef...
ANN DRUYAN
Simplicity is ultimately a matter of focus.
ANN VOSKAMP
Mother Mary of Anabolic Grace, we got Teras incoming?” He levels angry blue eyes on me. “You’r...
ANN AGUIRRE
The ocean was the best place, of course. That was what she loved most. It was a feeling of freedom l...
ANN BRASHARES
There are always women who will take men on their own terms. If I were a man I wouldn't bother to ch...
ANN OAKLEY
Men are the enemies of women. Promising sublime intimacy, unequalled passion, amazing security and g...
ANN OAKLEY
Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
ANN LANDERS
I have always had the feeling I could do anything and my dad told me I could. I was in college befor...
ANN RICHARDS
If I were asked to give what I consider the single most useful bit of advice for all humanity, it wo...
ANN LANDERS
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
ANN LANDERS
Clearly, society has a tremendous stake in insisting on a woman's natural fitness for the career of ...
ANN OAKLEY
Trouble is the common denominator of living. It is the great equalizer.
ANN LANDERS
No one has the right to destroy another person's belief by demanding empirical evidence.
ANN LANDERS
Class is an aura of confidence that is being sure without being cocky. Class has nothing to do with ...
ANN LANDERS
What the vast majority of American children needs is to stop being pampered, stop being indulged, st...
ANN LANDERS
The real question is why are millions of people so unhappy, so bored, so unfulfilled, that they are ...
ANN LANDERS
Families are nothing other than the idolatry of duty.
ANN OAKLEY
One out of four people in this country is mentally imbalanced. Think of your three closest friends. ...
ANN LANDERS
At every party there are two kinds of people -- those who want to go home and those who don't. The t...
ANN LANDERS
The primary function of myth is to validate an existing social order. Myth enshrines conservative so...
ANN OAKLEY
Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization.
ANN OAKLEY
Bragging is not an attractive trait, but let's be honest. A man who catches a big fish doesn't go ho...
ANN LANDERS
Let us keep Christmas beautiful Without a thought of greed, That it might live forevermore To fill o...
ANN SCHULTZ
It seems to me that the problem with diaries, and the reason that most of them are so boring, is tha...
ANN BEATTIE
If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.
ANN LANDERS
Bragging is not an attractive trait, but let's be honest. A man who catches a big fish doesn't go h...
ANN LANDERS
Class is an aura of confidence that is being sure without being cocky. Class has nothing to do with ...
ANN LANDERS
Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.
ANN LANDERS