As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on

As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing ''Embraceable You'' in spats.

How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

Side Effects Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on the weekend.