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WENDELL BERRY But only God can make a tree.
JOYCE KILMER [With its members aging and passing,] the goal now is to try to keep it going as long as we can, ......
ROBERT TAYLOR Woody Allen said that 95% of history is explained as a man trying to impress a woman. And that's...
MITT ROMNEY Your principal motive on a movie set is to get the film made, but on a Woody Allen set, there's ...
REBECCA HALL He can be a hard fellow to figure out. It's his unpredictability that helps make him so fascinating.
DAN HOLMES Too easy to get = Just as easy to forget.
MANDY HALE Who are you, Woody Allen?
JOY BEHAR I think that I shall never see A poem as lovely as a tree. . . . . Poems are made by foo...
BEN JONSON There are not many A-list directors who get to make the movies they want to make. I know two: Woody ...
MARTIN LANDAU Dixon Steele: You know, when you first walked into the police station, I said to myself, “There sh...
DOROTHY B. HUGHES It was kind of scary because working with Woody Allen becomes sort of a big deal in your mind. He di...
RADHA MITCHELL Woody Allen is a great dramatist and a great comedian.
CATE BLANCHETT If we can get to $150,000 and figure out a way to close the gap, why can't we get to $230,000 and fi...
MICHAEL CASHMAN I am always trying to figure God out so that I can figure Him in. But after a while I figure that I ...
CRAIG D. LOUNSBROUGH I think that I shall never see A poem lovely as a tree Poems are made by fools like me, But only Go...
JOYCE KILMER I think that I shall never see A poem lovely as a tree Poems are made by fools like me, But only God...
JOYCE KILMER I'm a writer and director, and the movie I've seen a million times is 'Stardust Memories...
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CONFUCIUS Friendship is a double-edged sword one side it can be great and true but the other side it spells be...
GARY F EVANS... How should I know?" said Alice, surprised at her own courage. "It's no business of mine."
The Q...
LEWIS CARROLL My influences were Woody Allen and Lenny Bruce.
DAVID STEINBERG The Future is a tree, on the bark of which I once crawled
THOMAS MC DONALD My early prose style - this is so embarrassing - was sort of a suburban, Presbyterian knockoff of Wo...
JOHN HUGHES [They say] "We do not know how this is, but we know that God can do it." You poor fools! God can m...
WILLIAM OF CONCHES If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now.
SALMAN RUSHDIE I'm sick of hearing, thinking and talking about Woody Allen. Nonetheless, the allegations agains...
ROXANE GAY After Rilke's Letters
-- by John VanDyke Wilmerding II

this is my letter to a young ...
RAINER MARIA RILKE New York in a way functions as another character within the story, as it does within most of Woody A...
RADHA MITCHELL [For an actor who was then living in New York, Daniels said, working on a Woody Allen movie was some...
JEFF DANIELS Using the scientific knowledge that we currently possess, we can take simple logical steps, backed b...
LEWIS N. ROE Let's make a deal: You figure out what the labyrinth is and how to get out of it, and i'll get you l...
JOHN GREEN Every relationship probably has, at its inception, a hundred things that you could pick on and diver...
BENNETT MILLER It's hard to figure out how to separate the wheat from the chaff.
JOHN MANCINI We knew it was going to be difficult to get to the moon. We didn't know how difficult.
ALAN BEAN I soon realised that just because it appeared that way didn't mean it was true. As my thinking chang...
RANI BORA, HOW TO TURN STRESS ON ITS HEAD But nothing beats a Woody Allen film on a Sunday night, with a glass of wine and some leftovers.
KATE FLEETWOOD Some people never take a chance and never know what it's like to live life to the full.
CHLOE THURLOW The process of filmmaking is very musical, you get into the rhythm and the rhythmics of how someone ...
CHARLOTTE RAMPLING God's Final Message to His Creation:
'We apologize for the inconvenience.
DOUGLAS ADAMS Some 41 percent of dogs are brought into pounds because they bark too much. You can teach dogs to ba...
MARILYN MARINELLI The best thing you can do for your kids is to show them God working in you on a daily basis.
CRAIG GROESCHEL Emotions are messy and hard to figure out. Hard to know where you start and the next person stops. E...
SPIKE JONZE If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen.
CHER If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now.
SALMAN RUSHDIE I definitely have a little Woody Allen inside of me. That is true.
AUTRE NE VEUT Congratulations, to the people which made gotham series, still need some more and extra work!
DEYTH BANGER To have the cognitive abilities to do research and development is vital to a forever expanding world...
GARY F EVANS... The first and foremost human right or fundamental right is the right to exist.
APURVA GAGLANI If we ever put research into what the subconscious is we could probably come to the conclusion that ...
GARY F EVANS... i know im not the girl you wanted. not the one you want to hear from. but what you see is what you g...
SIMI GREWAL I hate Woody Allen physically, I dislike that kind of man.
ORSON WELLES I have a dream, I have a vision, I have a mission, I have to do something, I will do this at this ti...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Woody Allen movies are like Beatles songs. I can't name my favorite without you immediately nami...
COLIN TREVORROW You know how much food there is (at a particular site). You know how much energy there is. You know ...
JOSH STAFFORD If you give money to poor guy he knows how to spend them, so if you have money which are redundant g...
DEYTH BANGER Sometimes he tried too hard to make sense of the world, to figure out why people were bad to each ot...
JON KRAKAUER Dante believed God punished suicides by trapping the person's spirit in a tree trunk. On Judgement D...
JODI PICOULT Follow up the interview with a phone call. If Carrot Top can figure out how to use a phone, so can y...
TOM COLE One fine day, Says Mister Mucklewraith to me, says he. "So! you're a poet in your house," and...
ROBERT WILLIAMS BUCHANAN She's trying to figure out what those guys knew - and how she can get out of it,
COLIN ANDERSON I said to the almond tree, Friend, speak to me of God, and the almond tree blossomed.
NIKOS KAZANTZAKIS I said to the almond tree, 'Sister, speak to me of God.' And the almond tree blossomed.
NIKOS KAZANTZAKIS I said to the almond tree, ''Friend, speak to me of God,'' and the almond tree blossomed.
NIKOS KAZANTZAKIS You make a deal. You figure out how much sin you can live with.
MARTIN SCORSESE I thought the trees down in Lady Zelana’s country were about as big as a tree could get,” he sai...
DAVID EDDINGS It's so hard to figure out what's going on in biological systems. You just can't see the...
EREZ LIEBERMAN AIDEN The one principle of hell is – “I am my own
GEORGE MACDONALD MY LIFE is only as good as MY ATTITUDE. When I say its so I make it so. I get to choose...
DANIEL GILMAN Some fine day, Democrats may figure out how to get on the right side of the value divide - how to de...
TODD GITLIN The scientific method gives us information by testing and repeating observable things so that we can...
LEWIS N. ROE Now, the process is documented. When questions come up about why it is taking so long, there is a ba...
INDY CROWLEY I prefer to live in the country where it's quiet. Woody Allen movies there are dubbed into Itali...
PATRICIA HIGHSMITH My big goal in life was always to figure out how I can make a lot of money so I can go off and make ...
FRANCIS FORD COPPOLA It's very hard, so I try and make it as engaging as it can be. But you have to face the fact that, n...
ERIC CLAPTON Very few players are able to maintain the pace he's on. I don't think anybody I've ever had can get ...
JIM CALHOUN Don't you ever get the feeling that all your life is going by and you're not taking advantage of it?...
ERNEST HEMINGWAY Sit your affections, your heart and your precious time out on the doorstep without so much as making...
MANDY HALE If Woody Allen called me, I'd be there straight away. Who wouldn't? Truly.
JULIE DELPY A guitar can be so human, so sorrowful, so angry, and I wanted to figure out how to achieve that vib...
HALSEY Trust might be the only solution.
NEIL TIMOTHY P. EDILLON I'm such a big fan of Woody Allen. I once tried staying at the same hotel as him, hoping I would...
DEEPIKA PADUKONE You're only going to come in for a short spurt, so we figure you might as well go nuts because you'r...
ADAM MORRISON I said to the almond tree, 'Friend, speak to me of God,' and the almond tree blossomed.
NIKOS KAZANTZAKIS I have always been attracted to good scripts and try hard to make characters as believable as possib...
POWERS BOOTHE The love you get, is equal to the love you give.
BEN OAK I want to get to the moon. I want to go to Mars.
DAVID MACKAY After working with Woody Allen, sharing screen space with De Niro was a dream come true.
ANUPAM KHER Don’t try to figure him out. Just tell him how you feel. You can’t make him love you. That’s u...
RENEE BLOSSOM [Another resident, Jennifer Taylor, ran to the area near the tree and scooped up a large piece of ba...
JENNIFER TAYLOR Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It'...
DAVID LETTERMAN No tree, it is said, can grow to heaven unless its roots reach down to hell.
C.G. JUNG The fact is that if the writer's attention is on producing a work of art, a work that is good in its...
FLANNERY O'CONNOR Kindness is universal. Sometimes being kind allows others to see the goodness in humanity through yo...
GERMANY KENT I can't remember how to cry.
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