As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office.


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I was thinking that after spending much more time together, we could determine whether you want to s...
MOLLY HARPER
Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy s...
MOLLY HARPER
The emergent Church is the latest act in the wave of antimodernist revolt by liturgical renewal and ...
MOLLY WORTHEN
I am a former newspaper reporter turned church secretary turned vampire novelist. I wrote my first c...
MOLLY HARPER
Consumer confusion is the result of many individual problems when it comes to website design and dev...
MOLLY HOLZSCHLAG
And he had a dog, a nice dog. He couldn’t be too evil or dangerous if he had such a great dog.
MOLLY RINGLE
Don't worry about being nervous. A lot of vampires have trouble with this from time to time. It happ...
MOLLY HARPER
I look like Barbara Bush in drag." Aunt Jettie
MOLLY HARPER
Aunt Jettie: "yes, i'm wandering the earth seeking revenge on ben & jerry for giving me the fat ...
MOLLY HARPER
Jane: "Missy was not so subtly reminding me that she had done something nice for me and here i was b...
MOLLY HARPER
Jane: "Look, Dave Chandler left me on the ninth floor of our university research library without my ...
MOLLY HARPER
Fairies with gossamer wings,
Bring forth beauty, grace and joyful things.
Fairies of the...
MOLLY FRIEDENFELD
And I got out of there without punching anyone, kicking anyone, or breaking down in tears. Some days...
MOLLY RINGLE
Leaving knots untied and scattering seeds to distract them will only work on vampires with OCD.
MOLLY HARPER
I think the very word stalking implies that you're not supposed to like it. Otherwise, it would be c...
MOLLY HARPER
I'm much better off the tee. I'm not a great putter. I do not have a good short game.
MOLLY SIMS
One thing that's always helped quell my writerly anxieties is seeking out interviews with writer...
MOLLY ANTOPOL
The moment you make someone promise anything is the same moment you ask them to lie to you.
MOLLY RINGWALD
Do I want to know why you're so informed about spyware?" she asked.

Nikolaos gave her a c...
MOLLY RINGLE
Yes, we'll have to put a stop to this bookworming. No future in that.
MOLLY KEANE
One of the things I admire about longer stories is the way writers can work with dead time and slowe...
MOLLY ANTOPOL
She re-read his email four times, feeling offended and breathless, like he had casually grabbed her ...
MOLLY RINGLE
People who tell untruths are easily deceived because they have placed their energy in that negative ...
MOLLY FRIEDENFELD
If you want to know if someone is lying to you, start by living a truthful life. Once you live in th...
MOLLY FRIEDENFELD
I've never believed it's a fiction writer's job to create an exact replica of the past, ...
MOLLY ANTOPOL
You will treat my underwear with the reverence it deserves. Next time, you will stop and appreciate-...
MOLLY HARPER
When we involve others in spontaneous acts of kindness, we go from being strangers to becoming a uni...
MOLLY FRIEDENFELD
Objectifying is kind of a funny thing. Art is objectification, all art, because you're taking so...
MOLLY CRABAPPLE
Keep calm and grow magic pomegranates.
MOLLY RINGLE
The problem with doing physically ambitious art is that to view it, you still have to be in your phy...
MOLLY CRABAPPLE
I always hoped for this spark of chemistry and compatibility, a flash of clarity to let me know that...
MOLLY HARPER
TRUTH serves a great purpose for all that want to see. It will help uncover your life’s mission in...
MOLLY FRIEDENFELD
... having been with Boaz for so long that she could predict every one of his moves, their sex life ...
MOLLY ANTOPOL
With voice-over, you have to pretend like you're three, except you can talk and read.
MOLLY QUINN
Definitely in voice-over, you have to be completely uninhibited. More than that, you have to put you...
MOLLY QUINN
When I started to write 'Crazy Thing Called Love,' I wanted a conflict that would not only b...
MOLLY O'KEEFE
Did you look up 'incubus'?" Ren asked, in her ear. She heard a smile in his voice.

"Yes. ...
MOLLY RINGLE
I didn't have parents who were, you know, racing to get a reality television show, you know? Or ...
MOLLY RINGWALD
Create simple ways to prove the Divine exists in every aspect of your life and then make the choice ...
MOLLY FRIEDENFELD
Stupid werewolf ninja sperm.
MOLLY HARPER
In a werewolf pack, you cannot interfere with the mate choice of a clan fellow. You cannot intention...
MOLLY HARPER