Aspirin use is much less frequent than we expected.

There is the assumption that the medications are so good, it obviates the need for counseling.

Well, once again, my friend we find that science is a two-headed beast. One head is nice, it gives us aspirin and other modern conveniences... but the other head of science is bad! Oh, beware the other head of science, Arthur, it bites!

I don't even take aspirin.

The longer you're on a show like 'SNL,' the less frequent the Google alerts become.

I've been called 'Bruce Lee.' I've been called other less offensive, but equally stupid and racist kind of terms.