I don't even take aspirin.

My only goal is to play 162 games and help this team win. If I can do that, everything will take care of itself.

Well, once again, my friend we find that science is a two-headed beast. One head is nice, it gives us aspirin and other modern conveniences... but the other head of science is bad! Oh, beware the other head of science, Arthur, it bites!

Aspirin is not a benign drug.

Aspirin use is much less frequent than we expected.

We can't let censorship take over.