Assume everything you put on the Internet can and will be seen not only by the person you're talking about, but your future romantic partners and bosses, too.

I had people in 'Entertainment Weekly' talking about how they wanted to throttle me because they thought I was too disgustingly cute, as if that were my fault, you know, as if that was my fault, not the fault of directors and producers and such.

No, you will never see me on 'Dancing With the Stars.' Sorry.

If your dream is only about you, it's too small.

If I ever have children of my own, they will read 'Matilda.' They will watch the movie. And you can bet they will see 'Matilda: The Musical.'

A good boss makes his men realize they have more ability than they think they have so that they consistently do better work than they thought they could