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CARL ROGERS The very essence of the creative is its novelty, and hence we have no standard by which to judge it.
CARL ROGERS When I look at the world I'm pessimistic, but when I look at people I am optimistic.
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CARL ROGERS If you can get a laugh out of a name, you're ahead of the game.
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CARL REINER Comedians are really writers who don't have pens and pencils about them, but they riff.
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CARL REINER Everybody wants to laugh - you know that. They need to laugh... people need to laugh.
CARL REINER The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh.
CARL REINER I'm a charming coward; I fight with words.
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CARL RAKOSI Friends are not made, but recognized.
CARL RAKOSI I fell in love with social work, and that was my undoing as a poet.
CARL RAKOSI If it helped you get your music off the ground, I'm glad you done it.
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CARL PERKINS That rockabilly sound wasn't as simple as I thought it was.
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CARL PALADINO I'll get in the face of anyone I think is wrong.
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CARL PALADINO I don't want to be polite. I don't think campaigning is polite. That's a disingenuous ef...
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CARL PALADINO Three thousand people died at ground zero. Their families are entitled to a little bit of respect, t...
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CARL PALADINO I bring values, resiliency, a thick skin, and I'm not afraid to be confrontational. I don't ...
CARL PALADINO No, I'm not politically correct. I never wanted to be, and I never will be.
CARL PALADINO People listen to me, and they hear about a government they want, a government... that will cut spend...
CARL PALADINO I don't have an endgame. My game is to take on any bad guys I see out there. And do the best I c...
CARL PALADINO I'm a very spontaneous person. If someone aggravates me, I'm going to go after them. I wake ...
CARL PALADINO I see a New York where people who are down on their luck can get back on the road to responsibility,...
CARL PALADINO I'm not - I'm not a person looking for money. I have no political ambitions whatsoever. I do...
CARL PALADINO I'm 64 years old and, yeah, I went through a transition in my life last year, with the death of ...
CARL PALADINO My feelings on homosexuality are unequivocal. I have absolutely no problem with it whatsoever. My on...
CARL PALADINO We're going to restructure the state government into a government that's responsive to the n...
CARL PALADINO People are really upside down. They want a government they can trust. They want one that's not g...
CARL PALADINO We are angry about paying the highest income taxes and property taxes in the nation and getting less...
CARL PALADINO I just think my children and your children would be much better off and much more successful getting...
CARL PALADINO I see a New York that is once again the empire state.
CARL PALADINO The death of my kid made me a stronger person. There's no end to what I'm willing to do.
CARL PALADINO