Bacon is so good by itself that to put it in any other food is an admission of failure. You're basically saying, 'I can't make this other food taste good, so I'll throw in bacon.'

I think the media spends a lot of time fooling itself.

Don't waste too much time wishing, hoping, and being envious; it'll make you bugnutty.

The thing was, I have a very good job; he has a very good job,

When 9/11 hit, the second thing I said to myself was, 'This really is what religious people do.' Those people flying the plane were very good, very pious, truly faithful believers. There's no other way to paint them. Of course, they are extremists by definition, but they certainly aren't going against Islam in any real way.

I'm not misunderstood. I am brash. I make my living being brash.