Bad theaters are as mischievous as bad schools.

Every unnatural activity of the brain is as mischievous as any unnatural activity of the body and that pressing people to learn things they do not want to know is as unwholesome and disastrous as feeding them on sawdust.

Heaven, as conventionally conceived, is a place so inane, so dull, so useless, so miserable, that nobody has ever ventured to describe a whole day in heaven, though plenty of people have described a day at the seaside.

If all the economists in the world were laid end to end, they would still not reach a conclusion.

Golf is typical capitalist lunacy.

Give women the vote, and in five years there will be a crushing tax on bachelors.