Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home his face might burn up

I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little beds with my name on it.

We need to give him breathing space. The date is too close. He is eager to go home and he is very excited to see the house he built for his family.

Everything must have a home, and that's especially important in a small kitchen where space is at a premium.

Here's a good thing to do if you go to a party and you don't know anybody: First take out the garbage. Then go around and collect any extra garbage that people might have, like a crumpled napkin, and take that out too. Pretty soon people will want to meet the busy garbage guy.

We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me.