Between 11 and midnight (Friday night) I'm going to make sure that I'm out on that football field for at least a half hour shaking hands and thanking students. At 6:45 a.m. (today) I'm going to hand out doughnuts to the students. I want everybody to feel a part of this. It's not a PR stunt; it's just who I am. I really appreciate all the support we've gotten this year.
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FRANCIS COSTELLO They wanted Bridgette to be this extremely enigmatic character. Im about the least enigmatic person ... MARGOT KIDDER Kelly's 200 IM was just a phenomenal swim. We're at point right now where we're really training hard... MARK MOREHOUSE [Considering that a Pew Internet study in July found that three-quarters of online teens use IM, the... JUSTIN YOUNG Im James Bond. Im Jason Bourne. Im Super-freaking-Mario come to life. JOHN DAVID ANDERSON I feel like im in this river just getting swept along... And if I hold on to anyone, if I'm holding ... BRYAN LEE O'MALLEY i'd rather people hate me for who i am then have them like me for who im not KURT COBAIN It's Tommy this, and Tommy that, and 'chuck 'im out, the brute,' But it's 'Savior of his Country,' W... RUDYARD KIPLING when i meet someone new they tell me that im crazy or that i need personal and that im the weirdest ... 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MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. I feel that the 200 IM is his signature event and he deserves to be able to do it without a 200 back... BOB BOWMAN The students will be doing more of the work. In the flight last year, students were doing the suppor... DENNIS KUHLMAN I will love myself despite the ease with which I lean toward the opposite. SHANE L. KOYCZAN There's plenty of money out there. They print more every day. But this ticket, there's only five of ... ROALD DAHL Im proud that Im a politician. A politician is a man who understands government, and it takes a poli... HARRY S TRUMAN After a really hectic week, I hate going out on a Friday evening, so I'll always opt for a night... DONNA AIR Im finally glad to see this move forward, JIM RICE The collapse in languages is a catastrophe. The Government is going to have to reverse its policy of... DAVID HART There has been plenty of opportunity for students to find out were they are going under no stress. W... DAVID MADDEN We need to find out how we can become the team we were for so long. Looking at it from this perspect... SEAN MILLER I think I am going to have other candidates' support for the most part, so I think that is going to ... BRIAN BLACKWELL As of right now, I can't tell you if I will have 11 or 12 on the team, ... And the 14-year-olds, the... CRAIG WALKER I think we have a good shot at getting top three and I think we can be competitive to win. It's goin... BEN RYAN We do not have federated IM. We firmly believe you need a separate channel from any public IM system... BOB SHIMP I note that a group of students at the University of California in Berkeley want to visit China and ... ANNA LOUISE STRONG That students will start monitoring themselves and each other. We don't want to make it like we're c... NATALIE KINSEY They want statewide requirements so that all students can enter a four-year institution. Not all stu... JUDY JEFFREY every body thinks im this cheerful littel person with a wonderful smile but the truth is i hide behi... AMBER FAITH HUN I am glad they are going to have someone from every island and every ethnic and religious group on t... GREGORY HUNT His butterfly and breaststroke have both gotten better this past year. This is the fastest he's ever... DAVID LONG i can go on all day pretending to be happy an fooling the world and leave you wondiring when im gone... AMBER FAITH HUN Yes Im young,We Belong,Love Is Sung,By the peaceful Song...Listen Please, You'll fall to your knees,... NOT YER TYPICAL DORK There were only two fights that broke out and only four students were suspended. Within a half an ho... DEB BAKER I realize im black, but id like to be viewed as a person, and that is everybodys wish. MICHAEL JORDAN Im going to Invest in a Turtle shell so i dont have to Watch MY Back. add ME to the Ninja Turtles Li... KALUM JOHNSON (KDOG) We're looking for ways to reach out to new students, existing students and faculty, and a large part... MICHAEL GRICE Some people never take a chance and never know what it's like to live life to the full. CHLOE THURLOW Students who haven't budgeted for this are going to be in for a surprise. And we don't want students... JOE GOLDBERG There was a need for me to be here, and they went out and got me. I believe we are going to win a ch... MARCO RIVERA I used to float along in all of this, like a leaf on a coursing stream, but i am heavier now, less e... ANNE GIARDINI You care because God gave you this unusual blessing: a burden to make a difference. CRAIG GROESCHEL I went into the bathroom to brush my teeth. It is good to brush your teeth when you are angry, becau... LEMONY SNICKET All that I have done will be remembered when I am all said and done. TRUMAINE M. PRESSLEY Im not looking for perfection, just perfect flaws. KIERRA C.T. BANKS I was just trying to put it on net and not get it blocked. The goal got me going and helped out a lo... DUSTIN BYFUGLIEN Don't run away. Im not running away. Im already gone. -Lena and Ethan KAMI GARCIA I have really gotten my hands on new material, stuff just really out of the gates. Even if you are g... ANITA STEWART Im not going to change my ways, just to please you or appease you, inside a crowd five b... DAVE MATTHEWS BAND This weird separation of e-mail and IM didn't seem good to us. It's definitely a problem we all have... KEITH COLEMAN
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