Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Whenever I have to choose between two evils, I always like to try the one I haven't tried before.

Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces.

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.