I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.


Mae West

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When women go wrong, men go right after them. -Mae West.
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There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly.
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I'd give half my life for just one kiss. Mae West: Then kiss me twice.
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There are broadly two kinds of people who worry and fear a lot. One who has built the desire more th...
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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough
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Don't keep a man guessing too long--he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.
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There are only two kinds of people in our town. The stupid and the stuck."
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This world has only two kinds of people: villains and smiling villains.
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There are only two kinds of managers. Winning managers and ex-managers.
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Aye, well, I've got my garden.
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On the interception, I was out of bounds,
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You're either ready and prepared to take on the task, or you're not,'' he said.
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I did not have one butterfly out there today,'' he said.
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Married to the Mob.
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throw enough shit at the wall and some should stick?
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I'm not happy, that's all I can say about it,'' he said.
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When I try to get work in the US all they say is that I need to lose weight - but I bet they never s...
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You have two kinds of secrets. The ones only you know. The ones only you don't.
JAMES RICHARDSON
There are only two kinds of scholars; those who love ideas and those who hate them.
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There are only two kinds of scholars; those who love ideas and those who hate them.
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There are only two kinds of coaches -- those who have been fired, and those who will be fired.
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There are only two forces that unite men -- fear and interest.
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Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.
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I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
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Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
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Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.
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I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
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A man in love is like a clipped coupon -- it's time to cash in.
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It's not the men in my life that counts, it's the life in my men.
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When women go wrong, men go right after them. -Mae West.
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Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.
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So many men, so little time.
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When women go wrong, men go right after them.
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It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
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I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.
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Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.
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I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
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He who hesitates is last.
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Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.
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Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.
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Sex is an emotion in motion.
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Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
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I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.
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He who hesitates is a damned fool.
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Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
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I'm single because I was born that way.
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I only like two kinds of men; domestic and foreign.
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I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.
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A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.
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My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be a star is, once you're boned,...
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When you get the personality, you don't need the nudity.
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It ain't sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.
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When I have to choose between two evils, I always try to pick the one I haven't tried before.
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Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie.
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You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
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It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
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My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be a star is, once you're boned,...
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There are no good girls gone wrong, just bad girls found out.
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Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.
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The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies do it.
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I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
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I wrote the story myself. It's all about a girl who lost her reputation but never missed it.
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You're never too old to become younger
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Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.
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Sex is an emotion in motion
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Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.
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I speak two languages, Body and English.
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You are doing your best only when you are trying to improve what you are doing
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The best way to behave is to misbehave.
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The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
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You can do what you want, but saving love doesn't bring any interest.
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A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love.
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When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.
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To err is human - but it feels divine
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An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.
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There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.
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Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
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I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
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Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different.
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Men are easy to get but hard to keep.
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Few men know how to kiss well. Fortunately, I've always had time to teach them.
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Kiss and make up--but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.
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I have always felt a gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself
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It's not what I do, but the way I do it. It's not what I say, but the way I say it.
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When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
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Dating should be less about matching outward circumstances than meeting your inner necessity.
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Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.
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Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
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When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.
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I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
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Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
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All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
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Sex is emotion in motion.
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A man's kiss is his signature.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
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I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
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Too much of a good thing can be taxing.
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Too much of a good thing can be wonderful!
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You are never too old to become younger!
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Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.
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If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
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A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
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When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.
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I used to be Snow White -- but I drifted.
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A man in the house is worth two on the street.
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I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.
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A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.
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Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much eas...
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Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself.
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Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
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Saving love doesn't bring any interest.
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Virtue has its own reward, but no sales at the box office.
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You're never too old to become younger.
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Too much of a good thing is wonderful.
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Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your smile.
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I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
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Love isn't an emotion or an instinct--it's an art.
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I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.
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It takes two to get one in trouble.
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An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away
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Women with "pasts" interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.
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Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.
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Virtue has its own reward, but has no sale at the box office.
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His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork
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Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present.
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It's not what you can do, but the way you do it that counts.
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A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.
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Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
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Cultivate your curves--they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.
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Look your best--who said love is blind?
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I like a man who's good, but not too good--for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.
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Oh, Miss West, I've heard so much about you. Mae West: Yeah, honey, but you can't prove a thing.
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To err is human, but it feels divine.
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A man has more character in his face at forty than at twenty--he has suffered longer.
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I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
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I've been in more laps than a napkin.
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Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
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It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.
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To err is human - but it feels divine.
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It's all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he's perfect.
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Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else
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Love conquers all things except poverty and a toothache.
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Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache. -Mae West.
MAE WEST
It ain't sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.
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Flattery will get you everywhere.
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Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
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Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.
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The best way to find your perfect match is to meet love halfway.
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Don't marry a man to reform him--that's what reform schools are for.
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When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.
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Girls, give all your gentlemen friends an even break, even if you have to break them in the attempt.
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I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.
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Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces.
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I've been in more laps than a napkin.
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Too many girls follow the line of least resistance--but a good line is hard to resist.
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There are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.
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Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
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It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do...
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I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man when I see one
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Personally, I like two types of men--domestic and foreign.
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He's the kind of man who picks his friends...to pieces.
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When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried before
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You ain't no oil paintin' but you are a fascinatin' monster.
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I was Snow White but I drifted.
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[Nov. 30-Dec. 10:] Dirty Blonde ... I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde.
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Women want certain things in marriage--the right to a title and a front seat in the lap of luxury.
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Some men are all right in their place--if they only knew the right places!
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Success is a two-bladed golden sword; it knights one and stabs one at the same time.
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Life's just a merry-go-round. Come on up. You might get a brass ring.
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Let men see what's coming to them, and women will get what's coming to them.
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One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.
MAE WEST
Ohhhhh! I feel like a million but, I'll take'em one at a time!
MAE WEST
I've been doing a lot of thinking about you lately. Mae West, You must be awful tired.
MAE WEST
I'd give half my life for just one kiss. Mae West: Then kiss me twice.
MAE WEST
I only like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
MAE WEST
I believe in the single standard for men and women.
MAE WEST
I believe in censorship. After all, I made a fortune out of it.
MAE WEST
Virtue has its own reward, but no box office.
MAE WEST
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him two--that's subtraction.
MAE WEST
I'm tired, send one of them home
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Give a man a free hand and he'll try to put it all over you.
MAE WEST
Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for.
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Whenever I have to choose between two evils, I always like to try the one I haven't tried before.
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I can always tell a lady when I see one. Yeah? What do you tell 'em?
MAE WEST
I always say, keep a diary, and some day it'll keep you.
MAE WEST
No gold-digging for me... I take diamonds! We may be off the gold standard someday.
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A man in the house is worth two in the street.
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I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.
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Don't come crawlin' to a man for love--he likes to get a run for his money.
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A man's kiss is his signature.
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Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
MAE WEST
I've been rich and I've been poor. Believe me, rich is better.
MAE WEST
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.
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The score never interested me, only the game.
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The curve is more powerful than the sword.
MAE WEST
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
MAE WEST
Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
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He who hesitates is last
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Experience is by far the best teacher. You know, ever since I was a little girl I knew that if you l...
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I take it out in the open and laugh at it.
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