Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different.


Mae West

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Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache. -Mae West.
MAE WEST
When women go wrong, men go right after them. -Mae West.
MAE WEST
All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.
GROUCHO MARX
A plumber's idea of Cleopatra [Mae West].
W. C. FIELDS
I'd give half my life for just one kiss. Mae West: Then kiss me twice.
MAE WEST
How do you do, Miss West? Mae West: How do you do what?
MAE WEST
An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away. ~Mae West
LAINA CHARLESTON
We are more alike than different. We Are One.
EFRAT CYBULKIEWICZ
When all men think alike, no one thinks very much.
WALTER LIPPMANN
Where all men think alike, no one thinks very much.
WALTER LIPPMANN
Youve got to be an optimist to be a Democrat, and youve got to be a humorist to stay one.
WILL ROGERS
For all men are equal,in order to show man that you are equal,then always do things lesser than your...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN)
To prove that all men are equal, rich or poor,nature has made it compulsory for all to breath the sa...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN)
Inspired By Beauty In Creation We Are One
DANIEL GILMAN
Oh, Miss West, I've heard so much about you. Mae West: Yeah, honey, but you can't prove a thing.
MAE WEST
My life is very monotonous," the fox said. "I hunt chickens; men hunt me. All the chickens are just ...
ANTOINE DE SAINT-EXUPéRY
To realize that all people are alike and all are different is the beginning of wisdom.
JEFFREY FRY
By nature all people are alike, but by education become different
RALPH WALDO EMERSON
Men and women are most alike at their most mature and soulful levels. Men and women are most differe...
RICHARD ROHR
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough
MAE WEST
I've been doing a lot of thinking about you lately. Mae West, You must be awful tired.
MAE WEST
One of my theories is that the hearts of men are about alike, no matter what their skin color.
MARK TWAIN
When I try to get work in the US all they say is that I need to lose weight - but I bet they never s...
CHARLOTTE CHURCH
The pit of a theatre is the one place where the tears of virtuous and wicked men alike are mingled.
DENIS DIDEROT
All men are alike in their lower natures; it is in their higher characters that they differ.
CHRISTIAN NEVELL BOVEE
When it comes to love, people are more alike than they are different. It's really all about expressi...
RACHEL BOLTON
(During a trial in which she was accused of indecency on stage)Judge: 'Miss West, are you trying to ...
MAE WEST
Angry men with pointy things sent to secure a foreign city are pretty much alike anywhere. That's wh...
SHERWOOD SMITH
They don't all look alike. There are some very different shapes, with implications of how these foss...
DAN GEBO
Ever afternoon, me and Baby Girl set in the. rocking chair before her nap. Ever afternoon, I tell he...
KATHRYN STOCKETT
Regarding life, the wisest men of all ages have judged alike: it is worthless.
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE
Ah! Valere, all men say the same thing to women; all are alike in their words; their actions only sh...
MOLIERE
Tolstoy may be right about happy and unhappy families, but in ballet, it works the opposite way: All...
ROBERT GOTTLIEB
You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they...
DAVE ATTELL
He said it hit him travelling one time in the year or so before he met my mother. Whatever country o...
MARCEL THEROUX
Joe Louis was one of my closest friends.... I'm a great boxing fan. I used to go to the American...
MICKEY ROONEY
Treat all men alike. Give them all the same laws. Give them all an even chance to live and grow.
CHIEF JOSEPH
What will the preachers say? ... to teach men not to persecute men: for, while a few sanctimonious h...
VOLTAIRE
Why not invest your assets in the companies you really like? As Mae West said, 'Too much of a go...
WARREN BUFFETT
All families are happy, all families are alike.
LEO TOLSTOY
Everybody has a different size. You won't get two women who are alike.
ELIZABETH HARP
Perfect friendship is the friendship of men who are good, and alike in excellence; for these wish we...
ARISTOTLE
When all are talking, no one is probably listening; but if no one is speaking then perhaps all are o...
ANUJ SOMANY
I know there are some good men out there, because I can count the ones I've met on one hand!
CRISTABEL MICHAELS
We are all alike, on the inside.
MARK TWAIN
We are all alike on the inside
MARK TWAIN
All men will commence in their present rank and promotion will be open to all men alike, without any...
JOHN AMERY
By nature, men are nearly alike; by practice, they get to be wide apart.
CONFUCIUS
By nature, men are nearly alike; by practice, they get to be wide apart
CONFUCIUS
Treat all men alike. Give them the same law. Give them an even chance to live and grow.
CHIEF JOSEPH
The plans differ; the planners are all alike...
FREDERIC BASTIAT
Whos love do you cherrish more? Hers or theirs? when you deside that, it's all downhill from there.
JERRY SPINELLI
Internationalism, illustrated by the Bolshevik and by the men to whom all countries are alike provid...
HENRY CABOT LODGE
The world is all alike. Those that seem better than their neighbours are only more artful. They mean...
WILLIAM GODWIN
Except that right side up is best, there is not much to learn about holding a baby. There are one hu...
HEYWOOD BROUN
I think one of the political problems we have in this country is the perspective that all soccer mom...
ANNE NORTHUP
For twelve honest men have decided the cause, Who are judges alike of the facts and the laws
WILLIAM PULTENEY
Where all think alike, no one thinks very much.
WALTER LIPPMANN
Where all think alike, no one thinks very much
WALTER LIPPMANN
It is the common wonder of all men, how among so many million faces, there should be none alike.
SIR THOMAS BROWNE
The different good people are different in their many ways. The different evil people appearing diff...
APURVA GAGLANI
Cary Grant was one of the most marvelous men I've ever met.
JAYNE MANSFIELD
True friends share everything, except the past before they met.
MARY RENAULT
Mae's first impulse was to die of shame, but she realized after a hot, stomach-clenching moment that...
SARAH REES BRENNAN
All places are distant from heaven alike.
ROBERT BURTON
We are all different expressions of one reality, different songs of one singer, different dances of ...
OSHO
It is the common wonder of all men, how among so many millions of faces, there should be none alike...
THOMAS BROWNE
It is the common wonder of all men, how among so many millions of faces there should be none alike.
SIR THOMAS BROWNE
Meeting all types of different dancers all over. We've met people from out of the country.
ERIC MOULTON
He was one of those men who possess almost every gift, except the gift of the power to use them
CHARLES KINGSLEY
I have never met anyone in Ireland who understood the Irish Question, except one Englishman who had ...
KEITH FRASER
Don't keep a man guessing too long--he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.
MAE WEST
It's crazy right?? To love some one whos hurt you. But it's crazier to think that someone who hurt y...
ISABELLA
Money & alcohol are one & alike,for they both intoxicate.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN)
Is this guy Love or Death?" Jason growled.

Ask your friends, Cupid said. Frank,...
RICK RIORDAN
Unconditional Love, the connection between different and alike souls through time
JEFFREY LEE GIBSON JR.
All movies are good if we are attentive to the social message that it conveys often in a subdued ton...
ANUJ SOMANY
Air is approximately 21% oxygen, our brains feed off of oxygen. So basically we are all airheads.
ANDONI GARCIA
I met a hundred men going to Delhi, and every one is my brother.
POPE PAUL VI
It is little men know of women; their smiles and their tears alike are seldom what they seem.
AMELIA BARR
All medical men are voyeurs. Why else would they become doctors? Except for the sadists, of course, ...
JOAN D. VINGE
One Heart! One Mind! One Team! One Dream! One Goal! One Soul! That's how we roll!
MARCUS MAYO
Diamonds & businesses are one & alike,for they are meant to last forever.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN)
I've met men who have been married 19, 20 years, and all of a sudden the wife decides one day sh...
MALCOLM-JAMAL WARNER
Religions are all alike -- founded upon fables and mythologies
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We are what our genetics say we are. Melissa Mae Palmer on being born with one of the rarest disease...
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I've never met anyone as kind as you are, except me Mum, o' course." --Benjamin Trimmel to Lady Alex...
LISA M. PRYSOCK
Emperors, kings, artisians, peasens, big people---at the bottom we are all alike and all the same; a...
MARK TWAIN
A person himself believes that all the other portraits are good likenesses except the one of himself...
EDVARD MUNCH
Alas, everything that men say to one another is alike; the ideas they exchange are almost always the...
ALFRED DE MUSSET
The most conservative persons I ever met are college undergraduates. The radicals are the men past ...
WOODROW T. WILSON
The most conservative persons I ever met are college undergraduates. The radicals are the men past m...
WOODROW WILSON
Men and women alike from around the world are enjoying our Web site. We are receiving photos of the ...
ADAM BAKER
As smart as I am, it took a boy stuck in his house to teach me that sometimes it doesn't matter wher...
JOHN COREY WHALEY
Population and immigration are very difficult issues to discuss. Democrats and Republicans alike - f...
GAYLORD NELSON
All children, except one, grow up.
J.M. BARRIE
All children, except one, grow up
J.M. BARRIE
We are so used to weddings that we're ready for everything. The show shouldn't be any different - ex...
JOHN WILSON
You’ll know her by a crown of stars and flowers, and then when you take her to your bed and claim ...
RICHELLE MEAD
As a nation, we began by declaring that 'all men are created equal.' We now practically read it 'all...
ABRAHAM LINCOLN

More Mae West

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
MAE WEST
I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you.
MAE WEST
Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.
MAE WEST
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
MAE WEST
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
MAE WEST
Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.
MAE WEST
I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
MAE WEST
A man in love is like a clipped coupon -- it's time to cash in.
MAE WEST
It's not the men in my life that counts, it's the life in my men.
MAE WEST
When women go wrong, men go right after them. -Mae West.
MAE WEST
Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.
MAE WEST
So many men, so little time.
MAE WEST
Women are as old as they feel and men are old when they lose their feelings.
MAE WEST
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
MAE WEST
It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
MAE WEST
I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.
MAE WEST
Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.
MAE WEST
I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
MAE WEST
Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
MAE WEST
He who hesitates is last.
MAE WEST
Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.
MAE WEST
Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.
MAE WEST
Sex is an emotion in motion.
MAE WEST
Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
MAE WEST
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
MAE WEST
I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.
MAE WEST
He who hesitates is a damned fool.
MAE WEST
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
MAE WEST
I'm single because I was born that way.
MAE WEST
I only like two kinds of men; domestic and foreign.
MAE WEST
I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.
MAE WEST
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.
MAE WEST
My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be a star is, once you're boned,...
MAE WEST
When you get the personality, you don't need the nudity.
MAE WEST
It ain't sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.
MAE WEST
Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films right now ju...
MAE WEST
When I have to choose between two evils, I always try to pick the one I haven't tried before.
MAE WEST
Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie.
MAE WEST
You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
MAE WEST
It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
MAE WEST
My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be a star is, once you're boned,...
MAE WEST
There are no good girls gone wrong, just bad girls found out.
MAE WEST
Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.
MAE WEST
The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies do it.
MAE WEST
I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
MAE WEST
I wrote the story myself. It's all about a girl who lost her reputation but never missed it.
MAE WEST
You're never too old to become younger
MAE WEST
Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.
MAE WEST
Sex is an emotion in motion
MAE WEST
It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.
MAE WEST
Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.
MAE WEST
I speak two languages, Body and English.
MAE WEST
You are doing your best only when you are trying to improve what you are doing
MAE WEST
The best way to behave is to misbehave.
MAE WEST
The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
MAE WEST
You can do what you want, but saving love doesn't bring any interest.
MAE WEST
A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love.
MAE WEST
When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.
MAE WEST
You must love yourself before you love another. By accepting yourself and fully being what you are, ...
MAE WEST
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it
MAE WEST
To err is human - but it feels divine
MAE WEST
An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.
MAE WEST
There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.
MAE WEST
Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
MAE WEST
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
MAE WEST
Men are easy to get but hard to keep.
MAE WEST
Few men know how to kiss well. Fortunately, I've always had time to teach them.
MAE WEST
Kiss and make up--but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.
MAE WEST
I have always felt a gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself
MAE WEST
It's not what I do, but the way I do it. It's not what I say, but the way I say it.
MAE WEST
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
MAE WEST
Dating should be less about matching outward circumstances than meeting your inner necessity.
MAE WEST
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.
MAE WEST
Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
MAE WEST
When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.
MAE WEST
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
MAE WEST
Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
MAE WEST
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
MAE WEST
Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films right no...
MAE WEST
Sex is emotion in motion.
MAE WEST
A man's kiss is his signature.
MAE WEST
Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra pit ...
MAE WEST
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
MAE WEST
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
MAE WEST
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
MAE WEST
Too much of a good thing can be taxing.
MAE WEST
She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
MAE WEST
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful!
MAE WEST
You are never too old to become younger!
MAE WEST
Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.
MAE WEST
If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
MAE WEST
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
MAE WEST
When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.
MAE WEST
I used to be Snow White -- but I drifted.
MAE WEST
A man in the house is worth two on the street.
MAE WEST
I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.
MAE WEST
A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.
MAE WEST
I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them.
MAE WEST
Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much eas...
MAE WEST
Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself.
MAE WEST
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
MAE WEST
Saving love doesn't bring any interest.
MAE WEST
'Why don't you come up sometime 'n see me? I'm home every evening.... Come up. I'll tell your fortun...
MAE WEST
Virtue has its own reward, but no sales at the box office.
MAE WEST
You're never too old to become younger.
MAE WEST
Too much of a good thing is wonderful.
MAE WEST
Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your smile.
MAE WEST
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
MAE WEST
Love isn't an emotion or an instinct--it's an art.
MAE WEST
I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.
MAE WEST
It takes two to get one in trouble.
MAE WEST
An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away
MAE WEST
Women with "pasts" interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.
MAE WEST
Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.
MAE WEST
Virtue has its own reward, but has no sale at the box office.
MAE WEST
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork
MAE WEST
Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present.
MAE WEST
Love thy neighbor -- and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much ea...
MAE WEST
It's not what you can do, but the way you do it that counts.
MAE WEST
A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.
MAE WEST
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
MAE WEST
Cultivate your curves--they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.
MAE WEST
Look your best--who said love is blind?
MAE WEST
You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles...
MAE WEST
I like a man who's good, but not too good--for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.
MAE WEST
Oh, Miss West, I've heard so much about you. Mae West: Yeah, honey, but you can't prove a thing.
MAE WEST
To err is human, but it feels divine.
MAE WEST
A man has more character in his face at forty than at twenty--he has suffered longer.
MAE WEST
I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.
MAE WEST
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
MAE WEST
I've been in more laps than a napkin.
MAE WEST
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
MAE WEST
It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.
MAE WEST
To err is human - but it feels divine.
MAE WEST
It's all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he's perfect.
MAE WEST
Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else
MAE WEST
Love conquers all things except poverty and a toothache.
MAE WEST
Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache. -Mae West.
MAE WEST
It ain't sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.
MAE WEST
Flattery will get you everywhere.
MAE WEST
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
MAE WEST
Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.
MAE WEST
The best way to find your perfect match is to meet love halfway.
MAE WEST
Don't marry a man to reform him--that's what reform schools are for.
MAE WEST
When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.
MAE WEST
Girls, give all your gentlemen friends an even break, even if you have to break them in the attempt.
MAE WEST
I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.
MAE WEST
Love thy neighbor--and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easi...
MAE WEST
Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces.
MAE WEST
I've been in more laps than a napkin.
MAE WEST
Too many girls follow the line of least resistance--but a good line is hard to resist.
MAE WEST
There are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.
MAE WEST
Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
MAE WEST
It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do...
MAE WEST
I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man when I see one
MAE WEST
Personally, I like two types of men--domestic and foreign.
MAE WEST
He's the kind of man who picks his friends...to pieces.
MAE WEST
When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried before
MAE WEST
You ain't no oil paintin' but you are a fascinatin' monster.
MAE WEST
I was Snow White but I drifted.
MAE WEST
[Per Alexander Pope (1734):] Vice is a monster of so frightful mien/As to be hated, needs but to be ...
MAE WEST
[Nov. 30-Dec. 10:] Dirty Blonde ... I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde.
MAE WEST
Women want certain things in marriage--the right to a title and a front seat in the lap of luxury.
MAE WEST
Some men are all right in their place--if they only knew the right places!
MAE WEST
Success is a two-bladed golden sword; it knights one and stabs one at the same time.
MAE WEST
(During a trial in which she was accused of indecency on stage)Judge: 'Miss West, are you trying to ...
MAE WEST
Men? Sure, I've known lots of them. But I never found one I liked well enough to marry. Besides, I'v...
MAE WEST
Volunteer activities can foster enormous leadership skills. The non professional volunteer world is ...
MAE WEST
Life's just a merry-go-round. Come on up. You might get a brass ring.
MAE WEST
Let men see what's coming to them, and women will get what's coming to them.
MAE WEST
One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.
MAE WEST
Ohhhhh! I feel like a million but, I'll take'em one at a time!
MAE WEST
I've been doing a lot of thinking about you lately. Mae West, You must be awful tired.
MAE WEST
I'd give half my life for just one kiss. Mae West: Then kiss me twice.
MAE WEST
I only like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
MAE WEST
I believe in the single standard for men and women.
MAE WEST
I believe in censorship. After all, I made a fortune out of it.
MAE WEST
Virtue has its own reward, but no box office.
MAE WEST
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him two--that's subtraction.
MAE WEST
I'm tired, send one of them home
MAE WEST
Give a man a free hand and he'll try to put it all over you.
MAE WEST
Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for.
MAE WEST
Whenever I have to choose between two evils, I always like to try the one I haven't tried before.
MAE WEST
I can always tell a lady when I see one. Yeah? What do you tell 'em?
MAE WEST
I always say, keep a diary, and some day it'll keep you.
MAE WEST
No gold-digging for me... I take diamonds! We may be off the gold standard someday.
MAE WEST
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
MAE WEST
I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.
MAE WEST
Don't come crawlin' to a man for love--he likes to get a run for his money.
MAE WEST
A man's kiss is his signature.
MAE WEST
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
MAE WEST
I've been rich and I've been poor. Believe me, rich is better.
MAE WEST
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.
MAE WEST
The score never interested me, only the game.
MAE WEST
The curve is more powerful than the sword.
MAE WEST
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
MAE WEST
Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
MAE WEST
He who hesitates is last
MAE WEST
Experience is by far the best teacher. You know, ever since I was a little girl I knew that if you l...
MAE WEST
I take it out in the open and laugh at it.
MAE WEST