Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.


Mae West

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I'd give half my life for just one kiss. Mae West: Then kiss me twice.
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When women go wrong, men go right after them. -Mae West.
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ANGELA MOORE
A plumber's idea of Cleopatra [Mae West].
W. C. FIELDS
(During a trial in which she was accused of indecency on stage)Judge: 'Miss West, are you trying to ...
MAE WEST
How do you do, Miss West? Mae West: How do you do what?
MAE WEST
If you want to give up the admiration of thousands of men for the distain of one, go ahead, get marr...
KATHARINE HEPBURN
Mae: I've been asked to get married lots of times. Rae: Who asked you? Mae: Mom and Dad. Lots of...
UNKNOWN
An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away. ~Mae West
LAINA CHARLESTON
Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache. -Mae West.
MAE WEST
I think I'm starting to have a problem with my vision, ever since I got married I haven't seen any m...
PABLO PICASSO
Not all women give most of their waking thoughts to pleasing men. Some are married.
EMMA LEE
Oh, Miss West, I've heard so much about you. Mae West: Yeah, honey, but you can't prove a thing.
MAE WEST
Have you ever used a fake ID?
JAY LENO
Take me to the height where success would seek my help to succeed!
I ARE
The only insult I've ever received in my adult life was when someone asked me, "Do you have a hobby?...
JOHN WATERS
Of course I have TIME underneath my belt. It would be a shame to put that to waste. It's bizarre. Wh...
ANDIE MACDOWELL
Ever since I was a rookie, I told my blockers I'd give them $100 for every touchdown I score. It got...
EDDIE DRUMMOND
When I was growing up, I always knew that if I ever got anything, I was going to give back as much a...
DARIUS RUCKER
When you are Spanish girl, you got to grow up in a convent if you want to get married.
CHARO
I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up.
BARBARA BUSH
I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
BARBARA BUSH
To me, it's not the end of the world if I end up not being with someone. I love romance. I love ...
JERRY HALL
I almost can't believe that I rejected Grant. Even a girl who wasn't in her right mind would say yes...
BRYNNA GABRIELSON
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
JOHNNY CARSON
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough
MAE WEST
I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that, they just about throw up.
BARBARA BUSH
If you want to find something with an equation, you must start thinking like a person who have it.
DEYTH BANGER
Never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, give up. Never give up. Never give up. Never give up.
SIR WINSTON CHURCHILL
If you have no problems at your job you don't have a job you've got a hobby.
RONALD DUNN
I've been doing a lot of thinking about you lately. Mae West, You must be awful tired.
MAE WEST
Id rather fail a million times than give up, for to fail again means to succeed once more but to giv...
MOE ZEE
If I have another child, I doubt I'll get married again. I don't think men particularly want to be w...
ANNA NICOLE SMITH
He is dreadfully married. He's the most married man I ever saw in my life
ARTEMUS WARD (WRITER)
Just hang in there. Don't ever give up. If I can do it, anybody can.
BRIAN DALY
It was a hobby I got into a long time ago, hacking cameras. I was able to make my own using differen...
EVAN GLODELL
When I try to get work in the US all they say is that I need to lose weight - but I bet they never s...
CHARLOTTE CHURCH
I love working out but I really have more enjoyment cheating on my husband with other married men.
AMY FESSLER
You lot are the most ridiculous looking men I have ever seen in my life.
ABI TITMUSS
I don't ever give my opinion. Opinions I have about anything are in my personal life.
AL PACINO
I have only one real hobby - my husband.
FLORENCE HARDING
Avoiding maturity is, for many men, not just a cute hobby, but a life's work - often handsomely ...
MICHAEL LEUNIG
The shop supports my hobby. I can earn money from diving to support my hobby.
AGUNG JAYA
I would give up everything rather than have the blood of white men upon the hands of my people.
CHIEF JOSEPH
I will not give up. They've got the biggest fight they've ever had on their hands.
MAURICE WATKINS
Don't give up. Don't ever give up.
JIM VALVANO
I enjoy my anger, it’s the only hobby I have.
LAURELL K. HAMILTON
I just got it as a hobby. Then I dropped 8,000 bucks on it. Most classic cars are expressions of our...
CARL JOHNSON
Pencil. Paper. Dice. Imagination. A traditional role-playing game requires all of these, and traditi...
JAMES EDWARD RAGGI IV
I love men's company, but I don't feel I have to be married. Men are a wonderful part of lif...
JERRY HALL
I have no intention of paying taxes because my partner are considered second-class citizens due to l...
CHARLES MERRILL
Back in my mind, I never, ever wanted to give up swimming; it was something that I would carry on wi...
NATALIE DU TOIT
I grew up in postwar Germany. It was the opposite of the American West. The West became in my mind t...
WIM WENDERS
I grew up at 'All My Children;' I got married, had a daughter and made life-long friends the...
EVA LARUE
I can go to sleep hungry every night. But I cannot ever give up my struggle to achieve my dreams!
AVIJEET DAS
Rose West was starting 10 life sentences with no prospect of ever being released, Fred West had gone...
STEPHEN RICHARDS
I guess I need a hobby. Currently my primary hobby is complaining.
JAY DUPLASS
Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children. Now I have six children and no ...
JOHN WILMOT
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no t...
JOHN WILMOT
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no t...
JOHN WILMOT (2ND EARL OF ROCHESTER)
My hobby is gardening, I love it, it's my main hobby. I like being at home and I'm very happ...
SUSAN HAMPSHIRE
If I have another child, I doubt I'll get married again. I don't think men particularly want...
ANNA NICOLE SMITH
When employers tell me they prefer married men, and encourage their men to have homes of their own, ...
ALICE HAMILTON
I run a charity. If my name pops up in your call ID, chances are I'm about to ask you for someth...
NANCY LUBLIN
Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.
H. L. MENCKEN
Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.
SAMUEL JOHNSON
I got married about three years ago again to a wonderful German woman. Her name is Monika and she is...
JIMMY CARL BLACK
I see too many celebrity kids who can't sing. If you don't have it, give it up, because peop...
CHARLES KELLEY
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
H. L. MENCKEN
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
H. L. MENCKEN
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN
A hobby is only fun if you do not have time to do it
LEO BEENHAKKER
I teased Geoffrey. I told him he had become my id, ... Every antisocial thought I ever had, he was g...
DOUG WRIGHT
We got married and then I left with him and had been moving around Nebraska ever since.
ARLENE JOHNSON
You shouldn't have to give things up for someone. If you love them someone, you should love them...
LINDSAY LOHAN
Bachelors know more about women than married men do. If they didn't, they'd be married too.
HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN
I will give my whole heart and soul to my Maker if I can,' I answered, 'and not one atom more of it ...
ANNE BRONTë
Not to sound, you know, like a dick," Jack said carefully. "But you just dragged us out of bed to sh...
AMANDA HOCKING
They asked if we knew anybody who had a nipple ring. I said that my brother did. I got his ID out of...
RINDA JEAN WILCOX
I got very interested, and I started researching my own ancestors. It's been a passion and a hobby s...
GARY LLOYD
I enjoy beating myself from the previous year. It's a hobby. You have to enjoy it. You've got to hav...
DWIGHT MICKEY
I wouldn't be nearly as ambitious if it weren't for my family. My parents are the coolest parents to...
ZACH POLLAKOFF
I say I dont sleep with married men, but what I mean is that I dont sleep with happily married men.
BRITT EKLAND
I thoroughly object to getting old. If you could let me be 16 again, I'd give you everything I&#...
FELIX DENNIS
If you are passionate about something, pursue it whole heartedly, in process what ever challenges yo...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA
I have heard there are a lot of corners. It is not really up my alley, but I will give it my best sh...
MICHAEL ROGERS
If you have to give up, give up your fear.
DAN WALDSCHMIDT
I want to give my followers a positive message. I want to give those girls a positive message who ha...
QANDEEL BALOCH
I don't really wish that it didn't happen because it has changed my life so much. If it didn't happe...
ASHLEY SMITH
Nothing was ever handed to me. My hope is that when people read my story, it will inspire them to re...
GRETCHEN CARLSON
You've got to give loyalty down, if you want loyalty up.
DONALD T. REGAN
Well, my career choice made a difference because I never would have met my wife, Jenny. I met her th...
BOB NEWHART
my goal for high school was to make mascot and i got it by practiceing my skit for hours i would not...
DALLY SALAD
Do you think your mother and I should have lived comfortably so long together, if ever we had been m...
JOHN GAY
Also I just think I've been lucky enough to have great parents, and I've had good people aro...
DANIEL RADCLIFFE
I told Ella Mae Cheeks Johnson, then age 105, that she was the only person over 80 who I'd ever met ...
PATRICIA MULCAHY
I say I don’t sleep with married men, but what I mean is that I don’t sleep with happily married m...
BRITT EKLAND
When people ask me if I have a hobby, a lot of times my answer is that I like to surf in warm water....
SCOTT WEILAND
Don't ever give up.
Don't ever give in.
Don't ever stop trying.
Don't ever sell ou...
RICHELLE E. GOODRICH
Be lost. Give up. Give In. in the end It would be better to surrender before you begin. be lost. Be ...
VICTORIA SCHWAB

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She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
MAE WEST
I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you.
MAE WEST
Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.
MAE WEST
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
MAE WEST
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
MAE WEST
Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.
MAE WEST
I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
MAE WEST
A man in love is like a clipped coupon -- it's time to cash in.
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It's not the men in my life that counts, it's the life in my men.
MAE WEST
When women go wrong, men go right after them. -Mae West.
MAE WEST
So many men, so little time.
MAE WEST
Women are as old as they feel and men are old when they lose their feelings.
MAE WEST
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
MAE WEST
It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
MAE WEST
I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.
MAE WEST
Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.
MAE WEST
I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
MAE WEST
Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
MAE WEST
He who hesitates is last.
MAE WEST
Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.
MAE WEST
Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.
MAE WEST
Sex is an emotion in motion.
MAE WEST
Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
MAE WEST
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
MAE WEST
I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.
MAE WEST
He who hesitates is a damned fool.
MAE WEST
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
MAE WEST
I'm single because I was born that way.
MAE WEST
I only like two kinds of men; domestic and foreign.
MAE WEST
I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.
MAE WEST
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.
MAE WEST
My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be a star is, once you're boned,...
MAE WEST
When you get the personality, you don't need the nudity.
MAE WEST
It ain't sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.
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Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films right now ju...
MAE WEST
When I have to choose between two evils, I always try to pick the one I haven't tried before.
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Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie.
MAE WEST
You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
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It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
MAE WEST
My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be a star is, once you're boned,...
MAE WEST
There are no good girls gone wrong, just bad girls found out.
MAE WEST
Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.
MAE WEST
The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies do it.
MAE WEST
I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
MAE WEST
I wrote the story myself. It's all about a girl who lost her reputation but never missed it.
MAE WEST
You're never too old to become younger
MAE WEST
Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.
MAE WEST
Sex is an emotion in motion
MAE WEST
It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.
MAE WEST
Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.
MAE WEST
I speak two languages, Body and English.
MAE WEST
You are doing your best only when you are trying to improve what you are doing
MAE WEST
The best way to behave is to misbehave.
MAE WEST
The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
MAE WEST
You can do what you want, but saving love doesn't bring any interest.
MAE WEST
A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love.
MAE WEST
When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.
MAE WEST
You must love yourself before you love another. By accepting yourself and fully being what you are, ...
MAE WEST
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it
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To err is human - but it feels divine
MAE WEST
An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.
MAE WEST
There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.
MAE WEST
Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
MAE WEST
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
MAE WEST
Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different.
MAE WEST
Men are easy to get but hard to keep.
MAE WEST
Few men know how to kiss well. Fortunately, I've always had time to teach them.
MAE WEST
Kiss and make up--but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.
MAE WEST
I have always felt a gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself
MAE WEST
It's not what I do, but the way I do it. It's not what I say, but the way I say it.
MAE WEST
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
MAE WEST
Dating should be less about matching outward circumstances than meeting your inner necessity.
MAE WEST
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.
MAE WEST
Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
MAE WEST
When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.
MAE WEST
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
MAE WEST
Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
MAE WEST
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
MAE WEST
Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films right no...
MAE WEST
Sex is emotion in motion.
MAE WEST
A man's kiss is his signature.
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MAE WEST
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
MAE WEST
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
MAE WEST
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
MAE WEST
Too much of a good thing can be taxing.
MAE WEST
She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
MAE WEST
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful!
MAE WEST
You are never too old to become younger!
MAE WEST
Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.
MAE WEST
If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
MAE WEST
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
MAE WEST
When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.
MAE WEST
I used to be Snow White -- but I drifted.
MAE WEST
A man in the house is worth two on the street.
MAE WEST
I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.
MAE WEST
A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.
MAE WEST
I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them.
MAE WEST
Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much eas...
MAE WEST
Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself.
MAE WEST
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
MAE WEST
Saving love doesn't bring any interest.
MAE WEST
'Why don't you come up sometime 'n see me? I'm home every evening.... Come up. I'll tell your fortun...
MAE WEST
Virtue has its own reward, but no sales at the box office.
MAE WEST
You're never too old to become younger.
MAE WEST
Too much of a good thing is wonderful.
MAE WEST
Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your smile.
MAE WEST
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
MAE WEST
Love isn't an emotion or an instinct--it's an art.
MAE WEST
I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.
MAE WEST
It takes two to get one in trouble.
MAE WEST
An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away
MAE WEST
Women with "pasts" interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.
MAE WEST
Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.
MAE WEST
Virtue has its own reward, but has no sale at the box office.
MAE WEST
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork
MAE WEST
Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present.
MAE WEST
Love thy neighbor -- and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much ea...
MAE WEST
It's not what you can do, but the way you do it that counts.
MAE WEST
A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.
MAE WEST
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
MAE WEST
Cultivate your curves--they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.
MAE WEST
Look your best--who said love is blind?
MAE WEST
You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles...
MAE WEST
I like a man who's good, but not too good--for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.
MAE WEST
Oh, Miss West, I've heard so much about you. Mae West: Yeah, honey, but you can't prove a thing.
MAE WEST
To err is human, but it feels divine.
MAE WEST
A man has more character in his face at forty than at twenty--he has suffered longer.
MAE WEST
I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.
MAE WEST
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
MAE WEST
I've been in more laps than a napkin.
MAE WEST
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
MAE WEST
It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.
MAE WEST
To err is human - but it feels divine.
MAE WEST
It's all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he's perfect.
MAE WEST
Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else
MAE WEST
Love conquers all things except poverty and a toothache.
MAE WEST
Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache. -Mae West.
MAE WEST
It ain't sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.
MAE WEST
Flattery will get you everywhere.
MAE WEST
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
MAE WEST
Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.
MAE WEST
The best way to find your perfect match is to meet love halfway.
MAE WEST
Don't marry a man to reform him--that's what reform schools are for.
MAE WEST
When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.
MAE WEST
Girls, give all your gentlemen friends an even break, even if you have to break them in the attempt.
MAE WEST
I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.
MAE WEST
Love thy neighbor--and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easi...
MAE WEST
Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces.
MAE WEST
I've been in more laps than a napkin.
MAE WEST
Too many girls follow the line of least resistance--but a good line is hard to resist.
MAE WEST
There are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.
MAE WEST
Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
MAE WEST
It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do...
MAE WEST
I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man when I see one
MAE WEST
Personally, I like two types of men--domestic and foreign.
MAE WEST
He's the kind of man who picks his friends...to pieces.
MAE WEST
When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried before
MAE WEST
You ain't no oil paintin' but you are a fascinatin' monster.
MAE WEST
I was Snow White but I drifted.
MAE WEST
[Per Alexander Pope (1734):] Vice is a monster of so frightful mien/As to be hated, needs but to be ...
MAE WEST
[Nov. 30-Dec. 10:] Dirty Blonde ... I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde.
MAE WEST
Women want certain things in marriage--the right to a title and a front seat in the lap of luxury.
MAE WEST
Some men are all right in their place--if they only knew the right places!
MAE WEST
Success is a two-bladed golden sword; it knights one and stabs one at the same time.
MAE WEST
(During a trial in which she was accused of indecency on stage)Judge: 'Miss West, are you trying to ...
MAE WEST
Men? Sure, I've known lots of them. But I never found one I liked well enough to marry. Besides, I'v...
MAE WEST
Volunteer activities can foster enormous leadership skills. The non professional volunteer world is ...
MAE WEST
Life's just a merry-go-round. Come on up. You might get a brass ring.
MAE WEST
Let men see what's coming to them, and women will get what's coming to them.
MAE WEST
One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.
MAE WEST
Ohhhhh! I feel like a million but, I'll take'em one at a time!
MAE WEST
I've been doing a lot of thinking about you lately. Mae West, You must be awful tired.
MAE WEST
I'd give half my life for just one kiss. Mae West: Then kiss me twice.
MAE WEST
I only like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
MAE WEST
I believe in the single standard for men and women.
MAE WEST
I believe in censorship. After all, I made a fortune out of it.
MAE WEST
Virtue has its own reward, but no box office.
MAE WEST
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him two--that's subtraction.
MAE WEST
I'm tired, send one of them home
MAE WEST
Give a man a free hand and he'll try to put it all over you.
MAE WEST
Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for.
MAE WEST
Whenever I have to choose between two evils, I always like to try the one I haven't tried before.
MAE WEST
I can always tell a lady when I see one. Yeah? What do you tell 'em?
MAE WEST
I always say, keep a diary, and some day it'll keep you.
MAE WEST
No gold-digging for me... I take diamonds! We may be off the gold standard someday.
MAE WEST
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
MAE WEST
I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.
MAE WEST
Don't come crawlin' to a man for love--he likes to get a run for his money.
MAE WEST
A man's kiss is his signature.
MAE WEST
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
MAE WEST
I've been rich and I've been poor. Believe me, rich is better.
MAE WEST
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.
MAE WEST
The score never interested me, only the game.
MAE WEST
The curve is more powerful than the sword.
MAE WEST
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
MAE WEST
Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
MAE WEST
He who hesitates is last
MAE WEST
Experience is by far the best teacher. You know, ever since I was a little girl I knew that if you l...
MAE WEST
I take it out in the open and laugh at it.
MAE WEST